Pierce

Braindead af

Pierce has been yeeted in the ears he has lost too many braincells now he's braindead

by YEEEEEETIE December 18, 2018

Sex On the Pier

Beverage created by Back Beard the pirate in 1532. The recipe was locked away with the rest of Black Beard's treasure. When the treasure was rediscovered the recipe was disregarded as worthless by hapless losers. The recipe was then rediscover by Julian Nagy in early 2011 in his historic New Paltz, NY home. It was then renamed Sex on the pier by his close friend Eric Vaughn because of its similarity to sex on the beach. Recipe consists of 1 part orange juice, one part cranberry juice, and one part Gin and tonic

This sex on the beach is not nearly as good as a Sex on the Pier

by bishop35 April 25, 2011

Pierod

A male or female who consistently has trouble taking off, putting on or generally operating pants of any kind when severely inebriated. A pierod is often found rolling around on the floor locked in a vicious struggle with zippers, button flies or drawstrings.

"dave if you dont fuck off being a Pierod I'm gonna come over and give you a hot Carl".

"I was dying to knob that slapper last night but she was being a fucking pierod and I got sick of waiting, jizzed in her hair and passed out".

by KeeferCarlos February 8, 2007

Pieny Booper

When a male dips his dick in beer and gets a blowjob.

"DUUUDE Ralph just got a peinybooper!"

by Ralph March 9, 2005

Pier Desire

The quintessential Island cocktail comprised of:

Layer:
2 oz. Melon Liquor
2 oz. Malibu Coconut Rum
3 oz. Orange Juice
1 oz. Club soda

Stir, and enjoy!

If I had a million dollars, I'd be on a tropical beach drinking Pier Desires all day, instead of working at E*TRADE and talking to you.

by R-Squared May 22, 2006

Pierce

My bisexual BFF. Pierce can swoon the ladies and the gents. He can definitely be a weirdo at times, but he has a big heart. He can be very loud and sometimes won’t ever shut up, but either way he a special little smol bean. If you ever meet a Pierce in your life keep him, you will never meet anyone better.

Some rando person: Wow! I can’t believe you have the honorable privilege of being Pierce’s bff!

Me: Yes, a position that I would love to maintain!

by ronweaselart234 March 16, 2019

Piero

He's an honest and loving man, if he cares as much as he says he does that would be a dream. He never fails to exceed. Date a piero.

OMG PIERO IS SO HOTT

by rick niark April 7, 2021