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A male or female who consistently has trouble taking off, putting on or generally operating pants of any kind when severely inebriated. A pierod is often found rolling around on the floor locked in a vicious struggle with zippers, button flies or drawstrings.
"dave if you dont fuck off being a Pierod I'm gonna come over and give you a hot Carl".

"I was dying to knob that slapper last night but she was being a fucking pierod and I got sick of waiting, jizzed in her hair and passed out".
Pierod by KeeferCarlos February 8, 2007
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pterodactyl screech 

A phrase commonly used by the fandom side of the social media website tumblr to describe a reaction of an inhuman noise (that sounds like a pterodactyl screech) one has made after they see something that pleases them greatly and instantly excites them.
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Tumblr User: *pterodactyl screech*
pterodactyl screech by Carlyndra September 8, 2013

ja pierdolę 

The closest free translation is "Fuck me!" as an exclamation "Oh fuck!". Literal meaning is"I am fucking".

"Ja pierdolę" can be used in both positive and negative context. What needs to be bared in mind though, is that the primary word "pierdolić" stands for "to fuck". Thus all combinations are strong sword-words, even if softened with funny moaning pronuncation.
Ja pierdolę, ale upał! - Fuck, it is hot today!

Ja pierdolę, niewiele brakowało... - Fuck, that was close... (UK English: "Dog's bollocks")

Ja pierdolę, co za idiota. - Fuck me, what an idiot! (What a fuckin' idiot.)
ja pierdolę by krewetki. June 11, 2011

pterodactyl sex 

when a couple is in missionary position and the man puts the sheets over his arms and flaps his arms like a bird as he thrusts.
I couldn't take brad seriously when we had pterodactyl sex last night.

pierdolic 

Pierdolic generally means "to fuck" in Polish language. Just like in the word "jebac", it's very easy to add various prefixes, which changes the meaning of this swear word.
- wypierdolic (to have rough sex with someone, to cheat, to fire someone from school/job)
- wypierdolic sie* (to fall to ground)
- przepierdolic (to lose, to stupidly spend money)
- zapierdolic, podpierdolic (to steal, to hit someone once)
- zapierdolic sie, napierdolic sie (to get drunk)
- napierdolic, dopierdolic, wpierdolic (to punch someone many times, very sadistically)
- przypierdolic (to hit someone once)
- przypierdolic sie (to cling annoyingly)
- upierdolic (to break off something)
- upierdolic sie (to get dirty)
- opierdolic (to shout on someone)
- opierdolic sie (to shave own head)
- popierdolic (to show no more interest to something)

There are of course many other prefixes - as you can see, pierdolic is much more rich and mighty than simply, english "to fuck". There are examples with declination below, if necessary.
* sie means "self"
Skoncz pierdolic. (Stop talking rubbish)

Szef mnie wypierdolil (The Boss fired me)
Wypierdolilem sie wczoraj (I fell yesterday).
Przepierdoliles cala wyplate (You spent your whole salary <in a short time period>)
Piotr zapierdolil kase (Piotr has stolen money)

Etc...
pierdolic by Phariseus July 28, 2008
Piero is special. He's very affectionate and super flirty. With friends he tends to roast them but they do it back. You can go to Piero for anything and he'll help you with whatever it is that's going on. He tends to do things on a whim and is adventurous, usually down for anything. Piero is loyal to his closest friends and makes new friends easily. All in all Piero is one of the most amazing people you'll ever meet.
friend: "Piero is so hot!"
friend #2: "He's so nice too. Go flirt with him!"
Piero by puppy puddles September 27, 2018
An amazing Polish/Slovik dish. Basically a Raviolli filled with potato,cheese,or any other assortment of fillings. Also it is usually boiled in water then fried in butter to taste extra awsome.
Chris : "Damn I could really go for some of my grandmas pierogis right about now"
pierogi by Ziggo May 21, 2009
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