The effect of getting a girlfriend and going into seclusion’s and dumping his life a way it is a poor life choice and effect of the Pierson Branham effect and sadly is irreversible
by Cade Alfredo Alred February 10, 2021
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Before beginning this said intercourse, its a very good idea for both participants to eat at least two well balanced meals containing greasy food and grains.
When things are getting all hot and heavy, the 'lady' (not likely an appropriate title in this context) she evacuates her bowels in their entirety.
While the excrement is leaving the anus in a pretzel like form, the 'gentleman' pours 12oz of rum down her spine so that it evenly coats the 'pretzel'
When this rum-coated goodie treat has passed onto the ground/someone else's chest, you can grate your favorite type of cheese on it for looks.
Done deal.
Before beginning this said intercourse, its a very good idea for both participants to eat at least two well balanced meals containing greasy food and grains.
When things are getting all hot and heavy, the 'lady' (not likely an appropriate title in this context) she evacuates her bowels in their entirety.
While the excrement is leaving the anus in a pretzel like form, the 'gentleman' pours 12oz of rum down her spine so that it evenly coats the 'pretzel'
When this rum-coated goodie treat has passed onto the ground/someone else's chest, you can grate your favorite type of cheese on it for looks.
Done deal.
What's up boi??!
hey man, i just boned this chick who shat out a Puerto Rican Pretzel with me last week... and BOY does she smell like rum and poo
hey man, i just boned this chick who shat out a Puerto Rican Pretzel with me last week... and BOY does she smell like rum and poo
by Dickerd Ray July 26, 2011
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El Puerto de Santa María (Spanish: "The Port of Saint Mary", locally known as just El Puerto) is a municipality located on the banks of the Guadalete River in the province of Cádiz, Spain.
The town of El Puerto de Santa María is 10 km north east of Cádiz across the bay of Cádiz and is best known for having been the port from which Columbus sailed on his second voyage to the Americas.
Feria del Vino Fino (Spring's fair): El Puerto de Santa María's local week of fiesta, dancing sherry drinking and sevillana dancing this is usually in the middle of May. This is the principal festival is the Feria de Primavera (Spring Fair), held between the fifth and sixth week after Holy Week. In recent years, it has coincided with May 1.
The town of El Puerto de Santa María is 10 km north east of Cádiz across the bay of Cádiz and is best known for having been the port from which Columbus sailed on his second voyage to the Americas.
Feria del Vino Fino (Spring's fair): El Puerto de Santa María's local week of fiesta, dancing sherry drinking and sevillana dancing this is usually in the middle of May. This is the principal festival is the Feria de Primavera (Spring Fair), held between the fifth and sixth week after Holy Week. In recent years, it has coincided with May 1.
El Puerto de Santa María is a place to enjoy, with beatiful beaches. And there is a competition with Jerez, that this town always loses, because El Puerto is the best. Official Sports are: Fishing in the river, eating fried fish (pescaito frito) and drinking Fino Wine.
by Dani El C April 10, 2011
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by DavidDukeorHitler February 7, 2014
Get the puertomexiniggerican mug.When a man ejaculates into the belly button of his partner forming a reservoir of semen, the man then pisses out a kidney stone through his penis into the reservoir, thereby creating the noise of a coin being dropped into a wishing well.
Boy: Hey baby where do you want me to finish?
Girl: In the belly button...
Boy: ok but i think i have to piss a kidney stone, lets make a Puerto Rican wishing well.
Girl: ok and maybe tomorrow we can try a mongolian horse race.
Girl: In the belly button...
Boy: ok but i think i have to piss a kidney stone, lets make a Puerto Rican wishing well.
Girl: ok and maybe tomorrow we can try a mongolian horse race.
by Dizzle doozzle dazz April 8, 2011
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by Jack Vs2.13 November 30, 2010
Get the Puerto Rican Wet Willy mug.An empty tub initially meant for butter that is used to hold a number of delicacies from Puerto Rico, including, but not limited to: arroz, habichuelas, arroz y habicuelas, arroz con pollo, sofrito, asopao, sancocho, and much more. Can often cause trust issues in children, due to the confusion of whether or not a butter tub will actually have butter in it. May also be found in Cuban and Dominican households.
I wasn't paying attention when I opened the Puerto Rican tupperware in my mom's fridge and now I have arroz con gandules all over my toast.
by Frrt McFrrt August 26, 2013
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