Paper Plate

A piece of paper that is shaped like a plate. Usually used for peeing into.

Guy: Dude I need to go pee!
Friend: Go into this paper plate!

by BlackRohanBeetle April 11, 2019

dunny paper

a) Toilet paper
b) An undeveloped photo of a gook

a) Aww, I just took a mad shit. Now I need to wipe my arse with dunny paper.

b) Dunny paper is an undeveloped photo of a gook. Once I wipe my arse it will be properly developed

by powza the arouser June 7, 2007

Paper Minnows

Paper Minnows are the small fragments of toilet paper that remain near the bottom of the toilet bowl after taking a dump, wiping and flushing. Paper Minnows continue to float and move about the bowl in a fashion similar to Minnows in a lake, pond or fish tank and appear to be small opaque fish.

Dude someone just shat in there. Check out this toilet bowl. Look at all those Paper Minnows floating around down there. Whoa! Looks like one of the fish tanks in the pet department at Wal-Mart.

by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009

paper bag

needed for ugly chicks in order to maintain an erection.

erin boettger's so ugly you need to put a paper bag over her face.

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Paper Asshole

Part of the phrase "Man/Woman with a paper asshole."
Refers to someone who talks a big game but fails to deliver. A charlitan, a fraud, a phoney, etc.

Algernon:
I'm finally gonna ask that cute blond chick out.

Ernest:
That sound's like the talk of a man with a paper asshole.

by Sam Panama February 21, 2011

paper

those little skinny things people used to write on before computers came along.

"I found some paper in my basement!"
"Shit really? I haven't seen one of those things in so long!"

by Kenny L.R. January 28, 2008

Zombie Paper

Zombie Paper is simply the greatest invention ever. It is reminiscent of fly paper.... but for zombies. When laid out upon the floor, any zombie that steps in it will be stuck. Useful for zombie attacks.

Wow, that Zombie Paper sure did stop all those zombies in Threed!

by Overlord Hikash October 13, 2004