plant ham

the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side

I told my friend not to plant ham in my car and now I have two butt smears on my window.

by The Mad Flasher January 18, 2011

Planthouse

A House used to grow weed for distributing or selling to other distributors. Normally some kind of conceited place in a remote neighborhood where the police wouldn't think to look.

Brad Pitt: hey Michael, where do you get your weed?
Michael Phelps: i get mine from my planthouse in fayettenam. I get it shipped out.

by LoSoDaKiD April 1, 2011

Plantation Team

A sports team where the social situations present prior to the civil rights movement still exist. Where the white man sits on his ass, and the black man slaves away in the heat. The Atlanta Braves can be considered a plantation team because all the white hicks sit in the stand, and the black people sell bags of cracker jacks and minute maid frozen lemonade in the atlanta heat.

I'm really fed up the plantation team atmosphere, that is why I support the Yankees.

by Marist_2012 July 9, 2011

plantation wife

a male who waddles chews tobacco indebted to his 18 yearold wife and enjoys wearing dresses. Should be working but in stead his wife does it.

Dude you are being a plantation wife please bail me out of jail.

by Conbox September 7, 2011

Plantibiotics

Noun. Herbs such as thyme, resveratrol, and stephania root used as antibiotics.

As an herbal medicine devotee, Nancy never uses pharmaceuticals when she has a bacterial infection; she uses plantibiotics which are equally effective and safer.

by August Stockton November 30, 2011

Plant Stamp

A type of Tramp Stamp.
The art of getting a tattoo of a flower on the back of your neck or lower back. Although still a Tramp Stamp, it is made to look less smutty.

Rhian: "Oh hey guys, check out my new tattoo!"
Sam: "Yo Rhian that ain't no tat"
Andy : "That's a Plant Stamp dawg"

by JustSomeParrinGuy September 15, 2012

Phontagion

When staring at a phone becomes contagious.

I cause phontagion in the elevator when I took out my phone to read a text. Then everyone else in the elevator whipped out their phone to look at it also.

by Jajajavi75 September 8, 2013