plateau

A place where rich kids roam. Everyone has new cars and expensive purses. The guys are a bunch of douchebags. Proud home of Safeway, Eastlake High and Saffron. Safeway is where it's at!

Those kids are sporting new coach bags. I wonder if they are from the plateau.

Because we live on the plateau we feel a need to hang around grocery stores all day.

by Lollipop1234 August 21, 2006

plate-in-lip boobs

Also known as "National Geographic Boobs", plate-in-lip boobs are large, droopy breasts often with a dark ariola (sometimes referred to as the "titty circle"). Plate-in-lip boobs can be brought on by quick and overzealous weight gain, pregnancy or old age. A woman with plate-in-lip boobs normally desires the look of a more lofty sweater kitten and can acheive this with either duct tape and Ace bandages or extensive plastic surgery.

At 7 and a half months pregnant, I've developed a severe case of plate-in-lip boobs and would look more appropriate with a stick in my nose and metal rings extending my neck than in Gap Maternity clothes.

by sophie's mama October 11, 2005

texas hot plate

step 1: wrap your face with saran wrap
step 2: have someone take a dump on it
step 3: enjoy the steamy sensation

That was an awesome texas hot plate

by jDog June 21, 2006

pater

another name for daddy

fist me pater

by paterscum September 24, 2018

Paterson

Once one of the mightiest industrial cities in the world this city has become a typical stinking, crack infested, deteriorating northern Jersey cesspool of minority underachievement and jihadist terror cells. The "Great Paterson Falls" looks like Willie Wonka's chocolate river waterfall placed in an urban setting.

Remember that whore from Paterson?
Paterson sucks.
Let's go to Paterson and score a dime.

by Samantha Minardi May 8, 2008

Platern

Platern

(noun)

Platern is a combination of the words Plastered and Saturn. It is a feeling you get when you’re so drunk that you’re on a different planet.

“Oh my gosh guys, I drank so much i’m on platern right now.”

by channingtatum319 February 8, 2023

plate-egg

A childish term for a fried egg, as popularised by the famous street linguist Alison Johnson.

"I want a plate-egg."

by Pimp-daddy D January 11, 2007