peacocking

The art of shooting a pea with your cock

I was peacocking yesterday and this girl came in and I hit her in the eye! It was totally rad!

by JuicyJizzle September 15, 2010

paedophile

'Paedophiles' - A word of moral panic. Take a second to ask yourself this... Do you want fewer children harmed, or do you want revenge? It must be one or the other, as each have opposite effects. If you understood a little about the prevention of crime, in this case the prevention of sexual child abuse, you would understand that our society's desire for revenge is making the world more unsafe for children.

Sustaining a society in which Peadophiles and child sex offenders are threatened and demonised, will just put them in a state of paranoia. This will drive them underground through fear, isolation and depression. Which in its self, would dramatically restrict their ability of self-control, and so more children will be harmed.

I suggest we put our moral repulsion aside, and actually protect children. This can only be done by encouraging Paedophiles and Child Sex Offenders to seek support.

Paedophile = My focus is in the protection of children. What is yours?

by Dark Purple December 31, 2007

strangle the peacock

slang for female masturbation, in close relation with the male counter-part "choking the chicken"

"Thinkin' about him just makes me want to go strangle the peacock."

by LaurenK May 24, 2006

peacock

<name for a girl or female who thinks she is much better than anyone else>

person: "..and yeah, she said that everyone at that party was totally lame and she d rather spend the night anywhere else"
person2: "that gal's such a PEAcock!"

by eli.za.bet.h June 15, 2009

peacockery

wearing bright or colorful clothes, jewelry, or other accessories when trying to pick up some booty

dude 1: "man, i'm good at talking to chicks but sometimes it's hard just to get their attention."
dude 2: "try using a little peacockery."

by mkaaay July 9, 2010

peacock swag

Dressing for attention, especially to get the attention of the opposite or same sex; however, in a subtle way that is congruent to the identity you are projecting. In addition, 'peacockin' involves not being rattled by social pressure.

For example, an unconfident nerd wearing a New Era hat and perhaps a scarf and is obviously self-conscious and or lets others comments on his attire alter his behavior/attitude is not exhibiting 'peacock swag.'

by liberalMC February 14, 2012

Hermit Paedophile

A paedophile that doesn't go out and hurt children, but rather stays indoors masturbating to images on the internet.

Nah, that guy's alright .. he's just a hermit paedophile, he won't touch your daughter.

by TitsCANCER March 28, 2009