Only Good With a Dick Up Their Ass

A term that refers to those with no intelligence whatsoever. They typically have no use, at times have shitty grades, an IQ of <70. See preppy.

Mark: Dude, that chick Kelly-Anne is only good with a dick up her ass.
Sam: Yeah, she really needs to go to the dermatologist too because her OTC Clearasil isn't working.
Mark: She probably doesn't even know what a dermatologist is.

As we can see, Kelly Anne is a typical person who clearly expresses the term "only good with a dick up their ass"

by ivantehcat November 25, 2007

only on thursdays

the unusual is usual; expect the unexpected on this day

Joe and Mark walk around the mall and go to Bob Evans, only on thursdays

by Joe Tokosh August 24, 2008

Bad Bitches Only

Term used to exclude ugly, fat, trashy, hoe females. Always used by bad bitches & their crew

'We hitting the club tonight" - Shaqoya

"Yah girl, but its bad bitches only" - Shanaynay

by Bad Bitches Ent ;* October 19, 2011

jerry only

the most hated man in punk music. is now the lead singer in the misfits. used to be the bassist, but now danzig left, and the band is forever ruined.

jerry only is whorable

by i love cakes May 20, 2007

only on a sunday

The best sarcastic answer

Friend- hey Dave are you a girl
You- only on a Sunday

(Dave was the first male name I could think of)

by pyrolitch September 18, 2016

OnlyFans

A website for stupid, talentless lowlifes that were more likely than not, High School dropouts that want to make money but don't want to have to go to work every single fucking day.

Carson: Apparently Jenny has managed to make money everyday despite the fact that she was a High School dropout, which caused her to lose all respect that she had and doesn't have a real job.
Melba: How is she making money despite that?
Carson: She sells nudes on OnlyFans everyday.
Melba: That's absolutely disgusting and completely unacceptable.
Carson: Yeah, I've always seen her as her as a shady bitch, as have you and several other students, along with the teachers and staff members in School.
Melba: She will never learn, no matter how many times she will be advised to not do it and get a real job.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 14, 2021

only on wednesdays

Basically means exaclty what it sais, only on wednesdays. Created by a group in Toronto, to try and make wednesdays the best day of the week.

Guy 1: "She's pretty hot, but only on wednesdays."

Guy 2: "Yea, every other day is pretty brutal."

by TheGreatestGoon January 1, 2012