To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!
It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
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worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!
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when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!
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