by Tim Seely December 19, 2004
Get the s Scalemug. A famous women rating system. The scale goes as follows:
The selected women is rated on five different features:
1. Face
2. Breasts
3. Body Frame
4. Butt
5. Legs
A maximum and minimum of zero to two points can be given for each feature. At the end you count every physical flaw the person has such as acne, large nose anything that makes them a little undesirable, and subtract it from the number. At the end you will have your 1-10 rating.
This system is strictly physical appearance only and cannot be counted towards the persons personality. Points for generosity may be given at the discretion of the rater.
The selected women is rated on five different features:
1. Face
2. Breasts
3. Body Frame
4. Butt
5. Legs
A maximum and minimum of zero to two points can be given for each feature. At the end you count every physical flaw the person has such as acne, large nose anything that makes them a little undesirable, and subtract it from the number. At the end you will have your 1-10 rating.
This system is strictly physical appearance only and cannot be counted towards the persons personality. Points for generosity may be given at the discretion of the rater.
Dude 1: "Hey look at Maria, what would you rate her on the T-Scale?"
Dude 2: "Well her face is a two, boobs a two, ass a two, frame a two, and legs definitely a two."
Dude 1: "So you think she's a ten?"
Dude 2: "No her face is good but she has a little acne, and I'm not too much a fan of her hair, and her ass is good but a little flat.... so minus 3.
Dude 1: "So you say she's a 7, that sounds right."
Dude 2: "Well her face is a two, boobs a two, ass a two, frame a two, and legs definitely a two."
Dude 1: "So you think she's a ten?"
Dude 2: "No her face is good but she has a little acne, and I'm not too much a fan of her hair, and her ass is good but a little flat.... so minus 3.
Dude 1: "So you say she's a 7, that sounds right."
by tyev13 January 1, 2012
Get the T-Scalemug. The Theodorian Scale describes on percentage scale of 0% to 100% how similar any peice of music is to a peice of music from the Star Wars franchise.
by HoneyBucketX December 23, 2020
Get the Theodorian Scalemug. Da track-size of glorious electric train dat da jovially-chuckling Santa Claus laughingly leaves in your stocking.
After "The Don" made his infamous disgraceful remark about da female college-athletes' "traditional people-of-color" hairdos, he should have said to himself, "Imus buy each of those insulted ladies an HO-scale train set as recompense for my outrageous insensitivity."
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
Get the HO-scalemug. by Hugh tickle me December 3, 2019
Get the William Scalesmug. 1. Akwardly stating that you lack in knowledge on a certain subject or joke that everyone around you understands.
2. One who posses little or no knowledge in the area of sex/sex slang and while they try to keep that to themselves, they find themselves in a position in which they must suddenly let the world know they have absolutely no idea what is going on.
2. One who posses little or no knowledge in the area of sex/sex slang and while they try to keep that to themselves, they find themselves in a position in which they must suddenly let the world know they have absolutely no idea what is going on.
"Hey connor, would you rather give, or get head?"
"Give for sure"
"Yea me too"
"Hey chuck, what about you? Give or get?"
"Umm, I really don't know what that is, but okay."
"Then just say give"
"Chucky, you are pullin a scales!"
"Give for sure"
"Yea me too"
"Hey chuck, what about you? Give or get?"
"Umm, I really don't know what that is, but okay."
"Then just say give"
"Chucky, you are pullin a scales!"
by jerryG246 December 21, 2008
Get the [pullin a scales]mug. the scale used to measure the magnitude of sex. the registered number is usually derived from the actual size of the dick.
by goldenboyswift January 11, 2011
Get the dichter scalemug.