by Cocosbro February 06, 2020
Boy: How is your dad?
Friend: upstairs off his face on crack, meditating
Boy: That's classic crackhead dave
Friend: upstairs off his face on crack, meditating
Boy: That's classic crackhead dave
by domydeek December 04, 2014
by dave grohl’s slut May 05, 2022
The most satisfying thing, that can happen to a human being. It occurs, when you first wipe your ass after taking a Dave(Poop) and you find no poop on the toilet paper. As a result, you waste minimal time in the toilet.
Refer to Dave
Refer to Dave
Luke:'Yo bro what's up?'
Mike:'Just had a Dave Express'
Luke:'Damn bro, lucky, I just had a huge ass Dave'
Mike:'Just had a Dave Express'
Luke:'Damn bro, lucky, I just had a huge ass Dave'
by Koulas September 19, 2020
A miserable bloke that just wants to be #1 at anything and have a beautiful smart wife and die before her surrounded by an even more beautiful family.
Dave Segen, you're not so bad.
by Sagoon December 17, 2017
He's funny, but people repeat stuff like "I'm Rick James bitch" and "WHAT? OK! YEAH!" way too fucking much.
Asshole #1: I'm Rick James bitch!
Asshole #2: WHAT?! OK!
Asshole #1 and #2: LOL wanna have butt sex?
Asshole #2: WHAT?! OK!
Asshole #1 and #2: LOL wanna have butt sex?
by Peter G October 10, 2004
A lesser known comedian until the breakout of his new show. Seriously, I knew Chappelle was funny even before that.
by Mr. Nice Guy March 21, 2005