Definitions by domydeek

mummoth

That friends mum who has the quality's of a mammoth being giant and hairy such magnificent creatures can be spotted in poor, small working class homes caring for their children and protecting them from the outside.

Boy(15): come to mine so we can eat veggie pizza

Friends: no, the mummoth will get us

mummoth by domydeek December 15, 2014

jack

Ran out of names to call your boy just call him jack

Women: what shall we call our son Dave?
Stoned Husband: I dunno Jack

jack by domydeek December 15, 2014

crackhead dave 

That friends dad who loves to take drugs and is normally a Buddhist and vegetarian.

Boy: How is your dad?
Friend: upstairs off his face on crack, meditating
Boy: That's classic crackhead dave

crackhead dave by domydeek December 4, 2014