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officer mcdonald

A cum guzzling crooked cop who steals weed pipes from kids and shoves them up his ass. He also enjoys visiting all black prisons to shower and get ass fucked. This person is an overall piece of shit and cocklover.
Who's that prick?

That's Officer McDonald. But don't say prick around him he'll get upset cause he isn't sure if he's got one. He sure does like pricks up his ass though.
by EveryoneThinksThis October 22, 2013
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OFFIA

She is funny intelligent and loves to go on adventurous she is always curious and makes us laugh without even trying she is caring,kind and a best friend she is completely beautiful and smart .she always calls her new adventures a NEW KICK . Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Offia is kind
by Ggggtgx April 4, 2015
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official Heinz

A person who is fifty-seven years old.
Because today I'm fifty-seven buddy.Which makes me an official Heinz.
by GetLit23 November 15, 2016
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Office Shopping

to take office supplies for personal use (i.e. to steal)
Joannie needed some extra packing tape for home so the next day at work, she went office shopping.
by Elvira Pepper February 7, 2017
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officer of the court

When not used in the literal sense (that is, to refer to an actual officer of the court), to mean someone who is a mediator between two or more people.
I'm too busy to play officer of the court, settle this out yourselves!
by jameseb89 May 26, 2017
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Office hugger

by KartAnbu August 4, 2018
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Office Number Two

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One
I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself
by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018
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