by maybe thicc nick???? February 16, 2019
Get the Sex Offender mug.(older from far away) A girl who from far away apears to be sexy, but as she aproaches, it turns out she is far too young for you to be checking her out.
"check out the sexy blonde in the denim shorts"
(short break as she walks past)
"you peado, she was like thirteen!"
"OFFA!"
(short break as she walks past)
"you peado, she was like thirteen!"
"OFFA!"
by woody.b May 19, 2009
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A sexual fantasy over which one obsesses.
My girlfriend has an obfantasy about a possition she was in during last night's lovin'.
by dcstoo August 4, 2007
Get the Obfantasy mug.1. a self-righteous white person who is offended by everything.
2. a Caucasian person who gets offended on behalf of other people with no idea what it's like to be from that culture.
3. A person full of white-guilt with no sense of humour.
2. a Caucasian person who gets offended on behalf of other people with no idea what it's like to be from that culture.
3. A person full of white-guilt with no sense of humour.
1. "The comedian started joking about Chinese people so we got up and left."
"Why, you're not Chinese, that's being offensist."
2. The woman was upset when she saw a picture of a religious cartoon not because it offended her, but because she might know someone that could be offended by it. She's offensist.
"Why, you're not Chinese, that's being offensist."
2. The woman was upset when she saw a picture of a religious cartoon not because it offended her, but because she might know someone that could be offended by it. She's offensist.
by Mileymo November 3, 2013
Get the offensist mug.Man!I just got another f%^#in duplicate msg from catherine,what a douschebag of a repeat offender,fix that shit!
by En1gma69 November 7, 2009
Get the Repeat Offender mug.The noun form of being offended. When someone is offended by something you can describe their "Offension"
"WHAT YOU'RE SO MEAN"
"wow did you notice that crazy level of offension"
T"You're just like Geoff"
N"Ouch, No I'm not"
G"Wow I'm offended by you're offension"
"wow did you notice that crazy level of offension"
T"You're just like Geoff"
N"Ouch, No I'm not"
G"Wow I'm offended by you're offension"
by G-Shawty October 3, 2007
Get the offension mug.The biggest and most cancerous game in the counter-strike series to date! You'll find just about every emotion in this ball of absolute and utter autism called csgo for short. Whether you find yourself fending off wallers or aimbotters you are guaranteed to blow a head gasket. Maybe fancy yourself some casual? There you can find an assortment of terrible players who you couldn't possibly think would actually be having fun considering they are so bad at the game but alas before you press that mic key you are drowned out by the thousands of 6-12 year olds with aspergers spamming the mic with "dank memes" got a sick inventory? Well you must be Global right? HahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHDJFJICIGKFNFKTIGOGLFMFK........where did I go wrong?
Me: what's the diagnosis Doctor?
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Counter-Strike: Global Offensive .....uncurable
Me:NOOOOOOOOO
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Counter-Strike: Global Offensive .....uncurable
Me:NOOOOOOOOO
by Mmmmcereal June 3, 2016
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