Johnny Stash

To make a scrapbook out of used condoms.
Vicky would never get laid she is such a creep. She probably has a Johnny Stash of 2 sad condoms.
by batshitcray February 23, 2015
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johnny depp

Amazing actor with gorgeous cheeckbones, deep dark eyes and incredible physique. A man that choses his movie roles because he finds them interesting, NEVER not ever for the money. Has a mysterious style that ANY woman *especially me would do ANYTHING in the world to witness.
gorgeous, sucessful actor, sexy
by Jennifer Lauren Depp <33 June 14, 2004
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Johnny Slapping

The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"
by Benedict Maher October 29, 2008
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Johnny Knoxvilling

When you have a laugh that is funnier then what your laughing at. Such as Johnny Knoxville from jackass.
Person: Dude that was so funny (laughs weirdly)
Friend: Not as funny as your laugh. Your Johnny Knoxvilling
by YOU_FOOLS February 12, 2012
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Johnny poopdicking

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.
(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.
by Japes5787 June 04, 2014
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Johnny Joestar

A person who enters steel ball run race to originally learn about Gyro's Steel Ball but ends up using Tusk Act 4 to shoot Infinite Rotation into the 23rd President of The United States, Funny Valentine.
Johnny Joestar. In this world, for me, you are the greatest challenge!! - Diego Brando.
by JOJOFAN12345 October 30, 2021
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johnny johnny yes papa

Johnny Johnny Yes papa

Eating sugar

No papa
Telling lies

No papa
Open your mouth

HAHA
by True blue Ozzie September 05, 2018
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