(adj.) Any film, television show, or song involving Nick Leshay and his wife, Harvard Scholar Jessica Simpson.
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by keyshaw May 4, 2004
Get the nessica mug.A common named used to describe the mythical creature the Loch Ness Monster.
It's also know as the nickname for an extremely sweet boy. He is often seen joking around with his friends and being all arouNd happy and optimistic. He loves his family and his friends. He enjoys bowling, cars, and traveling.
It's also know as the nickname for an extremely sweet boy. He is often seen joking around with his friends and being all arouNd happy and optimistic. He loves his family and his friends. He enjoys bowling, cars, and traveling.
by Lover of Snails September 8, 2010
Get the Nessie mug.An unidentified animal living in Loch Ness, the largest body of fresh water in Britain. It first came to the attention of the general public in the thirties when a London surgeon R.K.Wilson took a photo of what looked like the head-and-neck of a dinosaur-like creature. What with The Lost World and RKO's King Kong in the cinema, there was an explosion in public interest. The monster's image, however, was to be forever tainted by the pantomime which followed, in which a game big hunter called Wetherall came to Loch Ness and discovered footprints on the shore. The tracks turned out to have been made by a hippo foot, which was some kind of ashtray or other keepsake. What kind of a big game hunter couldn't work out that they were all hippo tracks made by the same foot I don't know, but he left Loch Ness. In 1994 the now-famous surgeon's photo turned out to be a fake, a model on a toy submarine made by Wetherall - revenge on the world that mocked him. Over the years there have been a number of photos and films of unidentified creatures in Loch Ness. Some have been proved as fakes (to be honest, I wasn't surprised when the surgeon's photo turned out to be a fake. I'd always thought there was something odd about it). But there is still strong film evidence and a lot of eye-witness evidence to support the existence of a long-necked animal of some kind. Modern scientists often dismiss eye-witness evidence as non-evidence. I'm glad they're not running the judicial system, otherwise they'd have every prisoner released. What doesn't help is a decidedly vulgar merchandising industry which has turned the monster into nothing more than a theme park attraction. The official Loch Ness exhibition centre now officially doesn't believe in Nessie anyway. Their cinema now shows visitors a film telling of all the reasons why Nessie is a hoax, accompanied by silly music. You leave the cinema at the end of the film and are then confronted by a shop selling plush Nessies, Nessie mugs, china Nessies, Nessies with tartan hats and endless other over-priced junk. Personally I'm sure there were unidentified animals in Loch Ness until recent years. I think, what with their proven sensitivity to noise, and what with Loch Ness now covered in countless noisy boats of every shape and form, that whatever was in the Loch has either died out or returned to the sea never to return. Either way, I think it's better for the welfare of these creatures that their existence is never proved.
Newsflash, 3/4/2011:
The existence of long-necked creatures in Loch Ness has been proved. Now every science laboratory in the world wants one to dissect. Every zoo wants one, and every gourmand in the world wants to taste the flesh of one in some revoltingly over-priced restaurant.
Within the year, the loch ness monster will be as dead as dodos and Stellar's sea cows.
The existence of long-necked creatures in Loch Ness has been proved. Now every science laboratory in the world wants one to dissect. Every zoo wants one, and every gourmand in the world wants to taste the flesh of one in some revoltingly over-priced restaurant.
Within the year, the loch ness monster will be as dead as dodos and Stellar's sea cows.
by StormSworder August 16, 2006
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by lou.... July 27, 2006
Get the nessa mug.Don't try to have a meaningless fling with the girls in your
DORM, APPARTMENT COMPLEX, STREET, or, dare I say, CHURCH.
You wanna fling while they want marraige. If they're in your nest you can't get away from them. Your usual club name of "Hank" will no longer work because they know your name is Leopold Fitzgerrald Donowhitz.
DORM, APPARTMENT COMPLEX, STREET, or, dare I say, CHURCH.
You wanna fling while they want marraige. If they're in your nest you can't get away from them. Your usual club name of "Hank" will no longer work because they know your name is Leopold Fitzgerrald Donowhitz.
FOOLISH BOY- Man, I saw the chick that lives at the end
of the hall at the club last night and she
was all over me! I'm Thinkin
about inviting her over.
PRUDENT BOY- Dude, DON'T SHIT IN YOUR NEST!
of the hall at the club last night and she
was all over me! I'm Thinkin
about inviting her over.
PRUDENT BOY- Dude, DON'T SHIT IN YOUR NEST!
by BBLeroyB April 24, 2008
Get the DON'T SHIT IN YOUR NEST mug.Woin rested his head on Koaty's tits while stoned. A glazed look of contentment and security overcame his face. And he was nestled.
by Woin and Koaty August 29, 2013
Get the Nestled mug.Everything is in walking distance of your house and it is full of rich kids. In the schools parking lot you can always see at least 5 BMWs... Kids like to hang out at gas stations and old department stores. They are known as cake eaters.
by Jim Ham January 8, 2009
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