Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 May 30, 2018

White Trash Nachos

Wavy Lays Potato Chips Covered In Sweet Baked Beans!

Bro, these White Trash Nachos are amazing!

by Dbass1292 July 22, 2021

Nacho

Someone who is extremely scared of everything and everyone.

As soon as I tried to pet him, he ran off. He's such a Nacho.

by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021

salty nachos

A form of gay foreplay including one man ejaculating onto a chip and feeding it to his partner

“Hey man before we start this thing, let’s have a salty nacho first” salty nachos- noun

by J-ezzle April 21, 2018

Alaskan Nachos

Alaskan Nachos are an unholy combination of seared cod, mushrooms, bleu cheese, kalamata olives, dijon mustard, tomatoes, and sriracha wrapped in an unasuming cheese quesadilla. Eaten with a horseradish sauce to really tie together the atrosity of a meal you are consuming.

Chris: "Ooh, let me get a bite of that Alaskan Nachos"

David: "No way man, I need every last bite of this glorious delicacy"

by ErikZona February 1, 2020

Nacho Chip

When you have sexual intercourse while you have HIV and the women/man has gonnorea

Wow did you hear about the neighbors doing Nacho Chip last night?

by yung foreskin February 12, 2024

reheated nachos

When an artist/musician creates a very similar project that a different artist had originally created, and it's oftentimes a worse version of the original artist's project.

Essentially, when you reheat nachos, it's still nachos, and you will still eat the nachos, but the chips are a bit stale and soggy and overall the nachos aren't as good compared when you first had the nachos.

"Most KPop is just Tinashe's reheated nachos"

by ilovemycattulip April 7, 2025