Nachos

When something is not yours.

That's Nachos it's mine!

by DoTheVooDew September 29, 2018

Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 May 30, 2018

Nacho

It's a gay male Hispanic

Oh may i just say some nacho's getting freaky down the street.

by Sora9468 June 7, 2018

Nacho Bel Ariana Grande

A large plate of nachos seved on a naked Italian girl. Availability may vary by location.

Gary always orders the Nacho Bel Ariana Grande. WHALE!

by Give me a high Fife September 6, 2022

Nacho Kid

Your step child

“Nacho kid, nacho problem”

by Okiekobie September 13, 2022

Zesty Nachos

Nachos that are unreasonably gay, said nachos also tend to be disgusting.

Robert: Hey Look at these!
Brandon: Wtf are those??
Robert: Zesty Nachos!
Brandon: Stay away from my family

by PEWPEWKILLEDYOU November 3, 2022

Nacho

A man or woman of undefined origins, usually with a goatee and a bad haircut, he hangs out with people out of his league and thinks he's good at valorant because he has played free fire and has 2 monitors which must mean a GaYmInG SeTuP.

P.S he's gay

Wheres Nacho

Oh the gay guy? idk

by 9358u0923175698423719060134986 November 4, 2022