mushy

a noun.

a person who's personality is mushy or dull or "round".

more than one "mushy" = "mushies"

"yo, i am sick of hanging out with john and joe."
"duh, they are mushies"
"my cousin is also a mushy."
"how come?"
"she is boring"
"yep"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009

mushy

'The Ginger Boffin's' colloquial slang word for a Mustache. Alternatively, the name of her Grandmothers late cat, Mushy.

"My Grandma's cat's called Mushy."
"My, my, my Jonny, you have one mighty mushy there on yow top lip."
"Stop ticklin' my bushy, with your mushy!"

by The Ginger Boffin April 17, 2008

mushy grape

when a guy gets shit on his balls and then smears it all over ones face

Aw man, last night I mushy graped like 3 girls and all of their faces still smell.

by mushygraper October 13, 2010

Mushy Cranium

slang, sometimes used as a 'callout' during sexy time with a loved one.

"Oh you mushy cranium, you!" *insert orgasmic sounds here*

by Mushy-cranium June 9, 2011

mussygarlic

aboriginal slang for smelly vagina

go wash your mussygarlic

by moonpigpiepants July 31, 2011

Musty Swag

A stank presentation of yourself. Being confident, yet it comes across as if you haven't showered in days.

"I don't like Westbrook man. I don't mean to be judgemental, but it's a musty swag he puts on"

by Pseudo Bron Bron December 12, 2012

musty mitten

dirty ass pussy; usually old and hairy

Damn, after 2 hours at the gym, Jessica suffered a heavy dose of the musty mitten.

by jesx95 February 9, 2014