murkey

Murkey is a man with a small dick because majority of it is in his personality. Usually has a lot of tattoos.

"Man, Jeremy is such a dick."
"Nah, he's just a murkey."

by Definegirl84 September 27, 2015

Mikey Way

Mikey Way is the bassist of my chemical romance and the OLDER brother of Gerard Way.

"There's less violence in the world when people are using hula-hoops"-Mikey Way

by alicey October 9, 2005

mikey pikey

Uncle Albert, Peado looking Harry Hill.

Mikey Pikey is still stealing that peado looking Harry Hill tea leaf.

by King Croc November 21, 2013

Mikey

A big fucking asshole, who fuckimg thinks it ok to fuck with girls. A heartbreaker who stopms on the shattered peices.

Girl1: Who is that kid, he seems nice.
Girl2: Who? Mikey?

Girl1: Yeah.
Girl2: Sorry but... Looks can be deciving.
Girl1: Really? But Mikey is... so... cute.
Girl3: Wait! Do u like him.
Girl1: Yes... no. I LOVE him.
Girl2: You dont know him.
Girl3: Nope. But do u wanna meet him?
Girl1: Yes! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!
Girl3: Your funeral. MIKEY!! GET OVER HERE!! MEET THE NEW GAL!!

Girl2: Behold.
Mikey: Who wants to get fucked?
Girl1: Wat did u say?
Miley: Who wants to get fucked?
All girls: FUCK OFF MIKEY!! YOU PERVERT!!!

by Sadie Wadie Baby March 7, 2017

Muney

Money aquired by Hustling

Muney is exactly as it sounds... hustle money - put together - Muney

Man I went out and got my Muney right last night.

You ain't doing nothing if you ain't making yo Muney.

I stacked my Muney up playa.

by J Muney and Lady Muney February 6, 2021

Mikey Williams

mikey williams is a blonde heterosexual male with a white privileged life.

is that mikey williams? yes it is because he has a recessive trait to where it makes his hair blond.

by _poopyluv_ June 14, 2021

shake that mokey

(verb)
to find a way - any damn way - to get rid of that thang that keeps hangin on.

not to be confused with shock the monkey.

Girl, you gots to shake that monkey, it's been two damn years since The Bartlett.

by c. obscura December 7, 2004