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Alpha Moron

A seemingly Chad person who takes a right decision at the wrong time.
Jerry: Man, jimmy is such an alpha chad.
Ron: yea man, that's why that hottie Beth from accounting's been all over him.
Jerry: Well did he ask her out?
Ron: Yea, but turns out her Boss fired her on the day he asked. she ran to the bathroom crying.
Jerry: Poor Jimmy.
Ron: It made him look like an Alpha Moron.
by ray_axe September 6, 2022
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Liberally moronic

Adj: said of a person who is so politically liberal they are almost a moron disconnected from all political reality
Nina Jankowicz and Rachel Maddow are perfect examples of liberally moronic females; they are also buffoonishly idiotic.
by Sexydimma April 30, 2022
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Moron

Moron
Hey moron, are you a moron because your a moron
by retard234567 November 7, 2022
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Moron

A complete buffoon and a huge idiot incapable of even the most basic thing
Liz truss is a huge moron
by Based Mango September 19, 2022
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Moron

This guy is a moron! Listen to him.
Hym “No seriously. You’re one of those guys who is always trying to convince his friend’s moron brother to stupid things for your mutual amusement. Jesus that is embarrassing. He has to know he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about! Yeah, I mean you’d have to! This is unreal. I’m like an ACTUAL profound genius and I’m being defrauded by a mainstream intellectual! This is like something out of a movie... Wait! It isn’t! That isn’t a thing yet! Todd? TODD!? Where are you!? Are you seeing this!? Are you here with us,now? We could make a biopic! We wouldn’t even need his permission. We could just do what Netflix did to Tyson! Or what you did to me! It would be great! No, go watch this guy try to articulate the profundity of my thought and fail miserably. This has got to be embarrassing. You need to start watching your videos before you release them.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
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moron's rebellion

The failed coup attempt on January 6th, 2021, orchestrated by Donald Trump and his MAGA followers.
"I heard Jerry was a participant in the moron's rebellion, and now he's looking at serious jail time."
by anonymous October 6, 2022
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Piss Complected Moron

Any member of the CCP or Chinese National that supports the fuckery of the CCP. This definition shall include any person of Chinese derivation that supports the CCP Fuckery.
"Damn. Won Hung Lo is truly a *Piss Complected Moron.) He thinks communism hasn't really been tried but it has been a hundred times. He'll even China dumped it for European Fascism."
by TROLLASAURUS_REX_EMERITUS January 3, 2022
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