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moderna titties

When a person’s breasts grow after receiving the moderna covid-19 vaccine
“wow your boobs look really good today, did you get a new bra?”

“no, i got the moderna titties 💁”
by messystressygay June 17, 2021
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modern nerd

Someone who is immature and socially unacacepted, does not have anything to do with intelligence, thats a geek. Talks all the time about video games and can be seen playing yougeoh at lunch even in 9th gade wtf! Trys in school even if stupid
geeks are smart but modern nerds are not at least thats how it is in my school modern nerds are just who nerds are now it wasn't like that ten years ago whene live wasn't fucked up by all this im a ganter crap but it is now deal
by jeusus the 3rd and one halve November 7, 2009
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Modern Feminism

The belief and theory that everyone deserves equal and equitable treatment and opportunity regardless of gender, sexuality, sex, race, religion, disability, etc.

Modern feminism is NOT the belief that women are better than men or that all men are scumbags.
“Billy believes that everyone should have equality and equity.”
“Oh, so Billy must identify with modern feminism.”
by Fightmebitches January 10, 2018
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Modern Warfare

The game that everyone with no brain plays
Guy 1: hey, have you seen jack?

Guy 2: yeah, I saw him playing Modern Warfare
by Hffhhf April 25, 2020
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One of the best games of all time... Ever.
Guy 1: How's the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2?
Guy 2: It blew mah fucking mind!
by 1RandomFatGuy June 9, 2010
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modern baseball

when two guys are doing the same girl, and clap their balls together
"dude, me and my brother played modern baseball with this freaky chick last night"
by freakofthenation24 January 12, 2016
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Modernisation

The process of deconstructing practices, techniques and standards of the past and replacing them with modern methodology particularly concerning cost efficiency, increase in profit margins often with the result of declining customer service.
Elderly man - "We used to be served tea and biscuits when we travelled by rail in our own compartments."

Young man - "That's so old fashioned, the railways have gone through a period of modernisation under the government recently. They've got rid of the expensive complimentary tea and biscuits and shove us into cattle trucks now. That's much more modern.'
by Chairfax August 2, 2008
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