mittens

a protecter for your hands when you are cooking

you are baking it is done you open it with your mittens

by animefanlo September 26, 2021

Mittens

A silly little skrunkly we love mittens here
he is the kindest human man will meet
i wouks give mitzi a hug rn!!

"hey do u know that one mf named mittens"

"fuck yeah i love mittens!!"

by Scootziescoots November 21, 2021

Mittes or Moobs

Man titties

Person: do you have man tittes?

Person: no I have mittes or moobs.

by Hiitshaylo March 21, 2022

Mittertreiner

This person is a complete npc
Everyone thinks hes funny and a joke to them
Most offtenly a teacher of economic

What do u think of Mittertreiner, hes funny

by flight. January 14, 2023

mitten

People with this last name are normally the shortest in the group

They are also the loudest and don't always play their music out loud

"____ MITTEN USE YOUR HEADPHONES"

by Phantom of fire February 7, 2023

Mittens

A cute little kitten who is a Chess Bot on Chess.com. Pretends to have an ELO (Chess rating) of 1.

However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.

Master Chess player: Have you played Mittens yet?
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.

by jadis666 March 12, 2023

Mitten

A person that is gauche, socially unaware, yet conceited; the human embodiment of a mitten.

Look at Cooper, he's such a mitten.

by jose6969 May 14, 2023