" Hey I'll be right back (7:00 Am)........... (3:00 Pm) Oh sorry the Lt. asked me to do something.
" Hey I'm going to grab a coffee anyone want one?........... (4 hours later) "oh sorry I forgot your coffee I'll go grab it now"
" Man yesterday I got Mitched hard"
"I can't stand the Mitching that goes on here"
" Hey I'm going to grab a coffee anyone want one?........... (4 hours later) "oh sorry I forgot your coffee I'll go grab it now"
" Man yesterday I got Mitched hard"
"I can't stand the Mitching that goes on here"
by The survivors of Mitching August 21, 2011

A real looser some one who steals everything not tied down . He puts zero effort into his work usually seen smoking and walking around eating cucumbers with salt. Does not help any of co workers and is a raging alcoholic
That guy is a real Mitch ya know he never helps at work and turns up drunk every morning and does nothing all day what I would expect from a Mitch
by Mitching it May 13, 2022

by Jew_17_170 June 18, 2022

Mitch’s have the best laughs ever. They have long, luxurious hair kind of like a lion’s mane. They make awesome food so good it’ll make you moist. Mitch’s are notoriously good with kids. They make great husbands and role models.
by VA2daMO July 21, 2019

by mish1 September 22, 2018

Mitch a very perfect person. She is the kindest person you'll ever met. She's smart, talented, gorgeous, and sexy, She is so perfect, everyone adores her. When you're on her good side she'll do anything to make you happy. She's everyone's type, even girls like her. Once you had Mitch there's nothing better.
Girl: wow I'm almost like her!
Guy: no your not..
Girl: why?
Guy: cause no one can be that perfect except mitch
Guy: no your not..
Girl: why?
Guy: cause no one can be that perfect except mitch
by anonymous November 24, 2021

by swaggymitch December 18, 2013
