Miley Cyrus 

Someone born from the Disney channel, Miley Cyrus sounds like a man with extremely drastic tone variation. Example, "i probably shouldn't SAYYY THIISSS, but at times i get so scared, when i think about the PREEEVIOUSSS"

Apart from that, she is an extremely dangerous weapon to all on this earth. Usually targeting 11, 12, 13 and sometimes 14 year old girls, she causes their hormone-filled bodies to worship and drool on her feet. When one messes with her fans, they should run away screaming.

Normal person #1: Wow, Miley Cyrus' singing is really bad!
Normal person #2: Shhh...keep your voice down!
Normal person #1: What are you talking about? The only person who can hear us is that cute little 11 year old.
11 year old fan: I'm sorry, but did i hear you say her singing is bad?
Normal girl #1: Yes, little girl.
*Normal person #2 runs away*
11 year old fan: YOU MOTHER F*CKER, F*CK YOU WHORE, YOU FAT PIECE OF SH*T

Miley Cyrus by Untouched December 30, 2008

Miley Cyrus 

1The Chosen One. As in the one chosen to tarnish the entire country with her success.
2The Bomb. By the bomb, I mean her music is shipped to enemy forces overseas, then terrorists listen to it and kill themselves.
3Hannah Montana. Clearly the most awful program in entertainment. It's even banned from countries with people who have sensitive hearing. So fake that is makes the Final Fantasy series look nonfictional.
4 A no talent attention whore who doesn't have friends and only acts for money and attention. Also if you're over 15 and enjoy her music or shows-- wow! That's like 5 million of you! Hohohoh...

God: *holding baby Miley* Billy Ray. I bestow upon you little baby Miley Cyrus. I present to you a queen and future ruler of entertainment. The chosen one! *drops baby Miley on her head* ...Oopsie...

Miley Cyrus by Smart American Male January 18, 2009

Miley 

a person whos name gets dragged through the mud because of Miley Cyrus. AND A PERSON WHOS KINDA PISSED ABOUT IT

*goes on urban dictionary and searches for name*
urban dictionary; Miley is a snobby asshat

Miley by marie.issa.mf.hot.cheeto September 1, 2018

milky tits 

a nickname you can recieve after flashing a guy and allowing him to feel your tits. supposedly they feel milky.

Dane: "man, beth had some milky tits."
Matt: "really? i'll have to squeeze them the next time i see her."

milky tits by georgiagirl1218 August 2, 2008

Mileyitis 

When someone listens obsessively to the new 'rock' diva Miley Cyrus, they catch Mileyitis. Mileyitis is a love of crappy music and leads you into a blackhole of standing up for little miss Cyrus and her music. It often ends in death (of your social life) and/or bad fashion sense.

Girl 1: Omigod! Miley is playing -insert stage name here- next year! I'd give my life to go!

Girl 2: Woah, severe case of Mileyitis!

Mileyitis by L u c y L a v a .xO. March 13, 2009

millying it 

when ur to lazy so u end up finding shit to throw in an attempt to get the job done

last night there was a fly on the tv so i ended up millying it and just threw my shoe at the fly trying to scare it away.

millying it by millsaps June 16, 2008

milky memory 

A past memory that causes severe twitching and gagging due to how utterly awkward the memory has become in the person's mind. Those memories are most likely associated to an ex-lover who is such an ass hole their previous actions enduce the milk of the memory.

Ahh, milky memory, milky memory! *gag*

Person #1: *twitch* Ahh remember that one time Jake asked me to get down on all fours and sing "Who Let The Dogs Out?"

Person #2: Ew, you never told me that milky memory!

milky memory by Whythehellnot. March 2, 2010