memeory loss

when your brain is fried and it becomes more difficult to think because you've been looking at memes for too long

ugh I have to get off instagram, I just looked at memes for a solid two hours, I can't even think, I feel like I have memeory loss

by Snaplatts July 12, 2018

Metformin marauders

When your diabetes medicine causes massive shits and foul odor

I just had an attack from the metformin marauders.

by CbusX December 15, 2021

Choke Meter

A scale that indicates how close someone is to choking.

Then she just got naked. My Choke Meter was off the roof.

by Rinksies October 14, 2008

Bothered-o-meter

The scale on which you care about a perceived slight or apparent crisis.

In the face of a hysterical friend or family member, inviting them to check your bothered-o-meter is a polite way of assuring them that you're not fazed.

Friend: "So apparently <insert name of a mutual friends partner that you only invited out of politeness> isn't coming to your party. She's telling people that she's ill, but really she just can't be bothered!"

You: "Really? Check my bothered-o-meter.... nope not even registering."

by Purple Koala October 19, 2011

Bae-o-meter

A scale on which you measure which of your bae(s) you love most

You will never be my level on her bae-o-meter

by Chester Killer April 3, 2015

Sketchikans Pedo Meter

Ketchikan, Alaska is full of nothing but sketchy junkie and criminals. With nothing better to do with their time then be sketchy junkafied has beens who peaked in high school.

Mr Mathwig is nothing more then the meth shooting sex offender of a minor. He is sketchikans pedo meter and has no care in the world to be anything more then he is. The 40 yr old junkie still hangs around teenagers and tries to sleep with teen girls by giving them drugs.

by Cody Ryan Mathwig October 13, 2022

Metero

An adjective developed bye a hardcore kid from Portland, Or. When he realized that the word people using the slang term "gay" was a Derogatory connotation for weak. And all the people that he knew that where gay sent people to the hospital on a regular basis. Where as meterosexual's are weak, and lacking in ability to defend anything if attacked verbally or physically.

" The Kat from creed is a total metero ."
" What a Metero !! "

by B.Beyond April 6, 2006