Morning Thunder

A loud eruption of gas released from the backside in the morning.

The calm silence of the bedroom was shattered from Daisy’s morning thunder.

Dude: *sleeping*

Daisy: *farts really loudly*

Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!

Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.

Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!

by Anonymous1847282718181 March 8, 2020

give x a new meaning

To give an activity a new meaning is to do something that resembles it vaguely, that is disrespectful, and quite likely painful to the party to which it is addressed.

You better do the cooking or I'll give cock stew a new meaning.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

She's gonna be walking funny in the morning

When a girl gets screwed so hard that in the morning after she can not walk properly and has to waddle about like an idiot

man i fucked her so hard she's gonna be walking funny in the morning

by Pedro the all mighty January 11, 2011

morning redwood

when you wake up and you have an unusually large boner. like, crazy big. and then it doesnt go away for like 3 hours, no matter how much you think about a naked hillary clinton dropping a cinderblock on your penis

i woke up this morning, and i had morning redwood. it still hasnt gone away

by king23232495 November 7, 2009

meaningless

A good example of how the standard dictionary definitions are "meaningless," as are all words in them, is the word "meaningless." See the undictionary and meaning, and one will see how there is nothing "meaningless," or any "meaning," in any word including "meaning", except as hints to get us where we need to go. Most people are lost in a sea of belief that words have absolute meaning and have become word fundamentalists. This has led to a world where people fight to the death defending words and ideas that they love. Each object speaks it's own meaning and to call any object meaningless, is belittling. There is no object that one can point to that is "meaningless." "Meaningless," is only a false idea, as are all words.

"Zerbinas mother said her life was meaningless, so she joined the army to kill people she didn't know, or be killed herself to give her life meaning. Her action had no "meaning," nor were they "meaningless." They were beyond words/concepts/ideas including the word beyond. They spoke for themself, interpreted differently by each person who perceived them.

by fred ressler September 23, 2008

morning musume

The absolutely best JPOP group that has ever existed! Totally cute jgirls that you will splooge your pants watching thier goofy onscreen antics.

I love Morning Musume!

by Takaaki April 8, 2003

saturday morning cartoon

Cartoons that ran during Saturday mornings. A stem of nostalgia for many, there are few of these Saturday morning cartoons remaining since the late 2000s.

Garfield and Friends is an example of a Saturday morning cartoon in the 1980s-1990s.

by udusers1 July 17, 2010