Definitions by king23232495
titty party
the female equivalent to a sausagefest. a large gathering of human with tittys (preferably female, but if there is a lack of persons from the female party, fat people will gladly fill the space)
guy1: dude!! there are like 4 gazillion girls in that room!! lets go!!
guy2: nah man, thats a titty party and we dont fit the criteria.
OR
fatguy1: hey friend! there are some females in the adjacent room!! lets go!!
fatguy2: yeah man!! they're having a titty party, and we got what they need!!
guy2: nah man, thats a titty party and we dont fit the criteria.
OR
fatguy1: hey friend! there are some females in the adjacent room!! lets go!!
fatguy2: yeah man!! they're having a titty party, and we got what they need!!
titty party by king23232495 February 28, 2010
morning redwood
when you wake up and you have an unusually large boner. like, crazy big. and then it doesnt go away for like 3 hours, no matter how much you think about a naked hillary clinton dropping a cinderblock on your penis
morning redwood by king23232495 November 7, 2009