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Mermalade

Noun: 1. A delicious salty spread made entirely from farm-fresh Mer-people. It's a cheap party if they're serving Mermanlade.

2. To really spread your jump-off wide open and lay inches of pipe.
1. I only eat Mermalade from the upper-Caspian Sea Region.

2. Yo I tried to mermalade dat hoe in the back of her Prius. Ain't no room to hit it right.
by MountBaldy January 1, 2012
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Gwynedd Mercy Academy High School

An all-girl's Catholic school in Lower Gwynedd, PA. Where girls learn mercy charisms and how to become strong, independent women. Contrary to what some may say, Gwynedd's girls are intelligent, caring, friendly, and lovely in every way. Gwynedd girls are also well-rounded, respectful and kind. Everyone is accepted for who they are at GMA. Teachers are caring and intelligent people who want the best for their students. Gwynedd girls are compassionate and will always stick up for each other no matter what, and help another girl when she needs it.
Gwynedd Mercy Academy High School girl Amy: "Hey, Kristen, are you okay? You seem a little sad..."
Gwynedd Mercy Academy High School girl Kristen: "Yeah, I've been having some problems lately. My aunt's in the hospital. She has a really serious health problem and the doctors aren't sure if she'll live. It's really upsetting me... She's my favorite aunt...."
Amy: "Awww, I'm so sorry! I'll pray for her. I hope she gets better.... Maybe we can visit her and cheer her up. She'll need support. And I'll always be here for you, remember that. You can always talk to me."
Kristen: "Thank you so much, Amy. You're such a great friend."

*Note: This situation did not actually happen. This is a made-up example just for Urban Dictionary. Names do not apply to any specific student in the school.
by C. E. K. April 25, 2010
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A kind, patient Overwatch player who has the most time on the hero Mercy. Not to be confused with a one trick Mercy, as those only have the capability to play mercy. DO NOT ASSUME ALL MERCY MAINS ARE ONE TRICKS. You will piss off a lot of Mercy mains by doing this. Mercy mains may only play Mercy because not enough players in Overwatch are willing to play support, or maybe they fall into support main and play other supports besides Mercy as well.
Player 1: Dude, I think badatgames is a one-trick mercy.
Player 2: Naw dude, they have 22 hours on Pharah. That's just a good mercy main.
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Mermaid Jew

A tall man who has proceeded to allow Cupid to cut off all of his Jew-curls.
by le josh January 14, 2010
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Mermaid Blowjob

When you recieve a blowjob while submerged in water. could also refer to it as "mermaiding"
She gave me a mermaid blowjob in the pool.

You see the girl mermaiding that guy at the lake?
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mercy girl

a "young lady" that attends one of the all girls high schools run by the sisters of mercy. known to be slutty, rich, and stuck-up. look great in plaid skirts. shave their legs on a monthly basis and feel the need to burp and fart in public and not care what anyone thinks about it. mercy girls are the life of the party and lovee to drink and/or smoke and/or get completely fucked up on a daily basis. they love spirit journeys and random days off.
"god your suchh a mercy girl.."
"fuckkk yeah i am!!!"
by iRawr February 9, 2008
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mermaid

A sex toy that swirls in the vagina and vibrates on the clitoris.
Dr. Sue Johansen recommends the Mermaid for ultimate satisfaction...HOT STUFF!
by Kate Kedvesh May 7, 2004
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