helmet merchant

a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'

Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"

by TeevReqq May 22, 2023

After Tea Merchant

Hen

Lads: hen? Are you coming online?
Hen: after my tea
Lads: hen you’re such an “after tea merchant”

by Geezer62364 January 11, 2021

Penalty merchant

The definition of a penalty merchant is Manchester United

Man United are such penalty merchants

by Jack furey March 2, 2021

merph

to totally destroy in a hella savage manner

1: "'bout to merph this burger"
2: "dude did you see john get merphed last night"
"yeah, poor guy's probably still feeling it."

by Sydney/Emiko November 2, 2008

Merh

Ones expression of their intense indifference.

1."Do you want some ketchup?"
"Merh"

2."Did you fuck a minger?!"
"Merh!"

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

Merchin

A conspicuous growth of facial hair sported beneath the bottom lip. As per the pubic wig known as the merkin; the merchin is a bit of hair covering a twat. At least, covering the chin of a twat.

Whilst pondering his next boring egotistical splurge, Ian studiously stroked his merchin.

by northernboris June 16, 2010

Merch

Merchandise.

You got the money? Cuz I got the merch.

by Jack Daniels 2011 November 6, 2011