meeting narcolepsy

When an individual falls asleep as a side effect of a boring office meeting.

I don't know why but each time we have a team meeting, Chris suffers from sudden meeting narcolepsy.

by Hugo V. February 20, 2008

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Staff Meeting

A genteel request for sex that can be made in public.

She: You available for a staff meeting this evening?
He: Yes, I'll bring Peter.

by Ebullient Gideon July 1, 2011

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A Family Meeting is when a disgruntled mother decides she would like to gather the family for a pointless discussion. Typically, the rest of the family will do everything in their power to avoid this meeting.

Mom called for a family meeting this evening after finding out tommy was smoking a fat blunt in his bedroom and Dad was gone for three days unannounced.

by Asterisk Potato October 14, 2023

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MeetMe

A social network site designed as a typical dating site such as Tindr, OKCupid, Zoosk, etc. What makes it stand out more than anything is that it's free and you can register even if you're a 14 year old. Well known to be home to an eccentric cesspool of people whom ironically you will probably be better off never meeting- attention whores, scumbags, desperate weirdos, and everything in between! It can get pretty entertaining at times, as the drama never seems to cease as they find their path to true love.

Ben: "Yo I hooked up with this chick off of MeetMe the other night, she ended up to be one of the craziest bitches I ever met."

by TheFussyDutchman April 7, 2014

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