Mattes

Mattes is an German Name and means ,,God's present". The Boy's named Mattes are Smart and very handsome they are everytime when you need them with you.
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They understand when something is wrong with you and help you to chose the right way

They know everything.
They are Beautiful

You: are going sad to school /work and say everything is okay

Mattes: knows that something is wrong with you and help you with your problems

by ♡M♡ December 3, 2021

MattStormTornado

Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis

Derogatory term for that shitty youtuber who went to Boswells

Don’t do a MattStormTornado else you’re gay

by MattST December 5, 2021

Mattsturbate

A wank so loud you can hear from downstairs. This chorus of pleasure is sung by a tiny willy searching for a wild woman to tame it.

"God... whats that racket coming from upstairs?"

"Don't worry, my housemate is just having a mattsturbate!"

by TOMMY5654 December 6, 2021

Matty Long-armed

When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit

That ni$$a wasn’t shit… he Matty long-armed me.

by Matty bolonese January 19, 2022

martys bitch

Jose . ..a guy that loses money to Marty in pool

Jose is Martys bitch

by 4th Street King December 10, 2021

matty a

a bitch

matty a is a bitch

by MrdoIsYe13 December 12, 2021

matty

matty is the sweetest funniest thoughtful hottest person i know. im so glad to have them in my life. they make me so happy, and they always cheer me up when im down. i love matty so much! when we hug i never want to let go. im the luckiest person in the world. their smile is contagious and lovable. and their eyes are literally gorgeous, you can get lost in them easily.

“matty is so cute i want to hug him forever!”

by spagirly101 December 29, 2021