matesturbate

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

by B0 Ch1zw1t July 27, 2005

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Cassidy mattson

A really Fucking hot girl....Your fucking the dumbest person if you didnt know that.

A really Fucking hot girl....Your fucking the dumbest person if you didnt know that..Cassidy mattson

by kallabunga July 25, 2011

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mateshit

all your flat mate's belongings, strewn around the floor.

Guy 1: nice place you got here

Guy 2: yeah, if you look pat all the mateshit all over the floor

by bennnyyyyyy January 23, 2009

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So drunk you shit on someone's bathroom's wall. Then runs away from crime scene. Owner of house goes to find said so shitty wall and yells to find out who it is. Then all you do is deny that you didn't shit on the wall when you really did.

There was a party going on at Brandon's house. He found shit on his bathroom walls. He yelled and asked everyone who was drunk at his house who did it. The "MatosWasted" guy is the first denies it and keeps being defensive about it. Even though Brandon knows it was him.

by waaaaaaaaa??? April 28, 2011

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Mantsu

Mantsu is the definition of the best, loveliest and nicest man ever. He is intelligent, funny, fit and a companion for a life time. The best boyfriend or best friend you can imagine.
Unfortunately he has a gorgeous pantsu by his side so stay away bitch.

"Oh ma gosh is this handsome guy mantsu?!"
"Look at his muscles and that incredibly hot girl he is holding hands with! It must be him!"

by Jane999 June 27, 2013

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