group mastie

to masturbate in a group, usualy in a circle around a table.

"lets go to Hayden + Asias for a group mastie"

by Sandra February 26, 2004

masticle

to jack off with or using your testicle/s

dude I need to masticle so bad

by burger itto May 15, 2008

Mastin

He’s A Sweet And Loving Boy. He’s The Cutest And He’s Very Silly, He Can Make You Smile By His Smile And His Eyes Have A Particular Sparkle In Them.

Mastin Is The Cutest!

by Ariel_Kanoy April 27, 2019

Poof-O-Matic

A machine that crushes up objects and makes small puffs of air of said object. Can also make rainbows and glitter.

Woah, that Poof-O-Matic is soo cool, look at the rainbow it just made!

by Pube God September 13, 2011

Mastricate

to chew

He's really mastricating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Tessa October 7, 2003

mastacate

An act of masturbating. Usually is said as if you were playing the penis game. A reatarded word made up by retarded people.

In a classroom: oh my god robert stop mastacating!!
In a crowded elevator with a friend: masatacate!! MASTACATE!!!

by ya im jewish October 8, 2005

Mastectomy

Sure if you want to throw that in, fine, but we haven't even gotten to that point yet. The precondition hasn't been met.

Hym "Mastectomy? Sure, what about one? The precondition needs to be met but if that's something you're just handing out we'll keep that in mind. 🤔"

Iam "It's not that I'm unwilling to leave. It's that I'm unwilling to let them do this to castigate people out of society at a whim. The next guy might not be as patient and might not waste his breath on threats. The next guy might have a lesser constitution."

Hym "It's like leaving a gun in a chimpanzee cage. They won't know the danger until it's wielded against them."

Iam "My mind is as sacred to me as your kids are to you and the people who started this were perfectly willing to use my family against me. But I use their family against them and somehow I am the one who crossed the line?"

by Hym Iam June 14, 2022