Iron Maiden

The coffin like mettle contraption with a womans body on the front. Made of iron with drainage holes in the bottom, it has sharp spikes on the inside. As the device is closed upon someone on the inside, they are pierced many times, and their blood flows out the bottom. This device is currently sued by The Moldman

OMG, The Moldman got him with his Iron Maiden, when the emts got their he didnt have a drop of blood in his body!

by Robert Sturtzen May 2, 2005

scullery maid

woman who licks and eats massive amounts of sperm

That bitch was one scullery maid

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

maida

only the coolest bastard in the entire universe...or in my mind...whatever, i don't care.

oh there's maida, if i was gay, i'd pee in his ear.

by Super Maida July 27, 2003

meter maid

Person who is permanently mentally under-qualified to get a real police job. Prefer to strike from afar, and tend to stalk their prey.

"How the h3ll did he get me again...the next day.
Whoa, did you see that? That bush just moved. Holy Shtt, That meter maid low-life good-for-nothing is watching me!!!"

by Astr01 March 12, 2010

Milk Maiden

A blonde money grubbing ho that will sleep (or marry) with anything and take off with all of their loot.

That milk maiden bitch took my wallet after I fell asleep after she blew me.

by Calenture9 January 16, 2009

Milk Maid

A female who goes early in the morning, while several men are bend over on all fours. At this point the women will proceed to masturbate the men from behind as if she is milking a cow. While yanking on the men's privates, she will continue to do this until they produce spunk. She will collect the fresh milk into a bucket. And continue to have a glass of fresh milk for breakfast.

Henry Hinton is a milk maid

by Matt Tremont January 24, 2008

Dusky maiden chaser

When a Caucasian man has a taste for the darker woman.

Wow look at Rupert with Shankeeshqua, he's such a dusky maiden chaser!

Hey have you seen Henry, he was at a hip hop hunnies convention last night. Something tells me... he is a DUSKY MAIDEN CHASER!

by powerafr02 July 9, 2009