Malted MILF

35+ Hot mom who enjoys beer by the 12 pack.

Joey's mom is back from the Quick Stop with a 12 pack... She's such a Malted MILF.

by retodd110 August 9, 2008

Miles

Miles is super attractive and tall. He is usually the best boyfriend or best friend to have. He is very athletic and loves almost every sport. He is the type of guy that dates the cheerleaders. All the girls want him but not many can have him.

That guy over there has to be a Miles.

by Cheer4ever<3 September 21, 2016

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Word made famous by the classic movie "American Pie".

Dood... Did you see that MILF walk out of Toys 'R' Us?

by Brian December 11, 2003

milf

An extremely hot middle aged mom, who leaves you in mastabatory bliss nighy and night.

"My friends mom Darlene" is one hot ass MILF!"

by cecilguy September 25, 2003

MILF

An amazingly sexy woman that CAN ONLY BE A MOM. Stands for "Mother I Love to Fuck".

Jamie Lynn Spears is such a MILF!

by alejandro bortrardo October 9, 2008

milf

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A married/not married mother. As long as it is a hot mom (most likely your friends) that you want to fuck, she is considered your MILF. Otherwise, she would be a crockadillapig. Stifler's mother from American Pie was MILF getting layed by Finch.

Oh my god! Did you see Jack's mom? She is such a MILF.

by BurdenInHand December 31, 2014

miles g morales

A alternative version of miles on earth 42,this version turns out to be the prowler and follows his uncles footsteps after his father's death.

Miles g morales is the prowler

by RobinS1 June 11, 2023