mister-produce

To mister-produce; To mister-produce something: A verb that describes the very professional and sophisticated (technical) management required during A Emergency Meeting.

Comes from the noun"Mister Producer" , which has been the same person in every known case:

Sir Andrew Tate (the Top G).

"Yo bro, have you seen the recent emergency meeting?"

"yeah man, It was mister-produced flawlessly !"

"FAX! I wish I could mister-produce like that."

by NVBJP June 15, 2023

Meisnered

When you tell someone the bump is going to hit them less hard but the reality is exponentially stronger and then you’re fucked

Dude, you fucking meisnered me bro

by Jmagicbean August 13, 2023

the mister purps

The shits you get the next day after drinking wine. Comes from the blackisk purlpe colour of the shit.

" Man, I forgot I drank wine last night and got all freaked out when I looked in the toilet paper and saw the mister purps swimming in the bowl.

by Sarge25 May 15, 2008

fister mister

A man who fists other men at rapid fire speed.

Whoa, look at that fister mister over there! He's totally fisting those guys at rapid fire speed.

by D3adM3rchant December 20, 2015

crispy mister

A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.

"That chick is quite the crispy mister."

"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."

by Crispy Brittany September 29, 2017

El Mister

A Puerto Rican god-man, who created the song Tumbalakatumba. He is the very embodiment of divinity and violent orgasm. A small cult has been built around his worship, with the goal of spreading their belief.

All hail the glorious El Mister!
Tumba tumba tumbalakatumba!

by Vanklofsgov December 8, 2017

piggy mister

someone who writes in highlighter and / or sharpie on the whiteboard

"Look at Claire writing in green highlighter all over-the white board. She's such a piggy mister!"

by pseudoyname October 16, 2018