Stupid Lettuce

To have a brain fart, do something utterly stupid. Almost considered a *blonde moment*, for those non-blondies.

(Really means Stupid Lauri)

Lost my mind again, along with my keys...i'm such a STUPID LETTUCE.

(Hand Gesture can be included for FULL effect.) I jest...

by Lauri October 30, 2003

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From euro-gelled hair language 'lataz' (which means farewell, distortion of "laters").
Good bye.

-Maaaan, I go to the Deep Dish concert, maaan.
-Okay, lettuce.
-Lettuce.

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

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cya later-laters-'Lettuce'

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by Hallbagz July 10, 2011

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When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.

And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

Dim: Where's Veitch tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.

Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Jake Veitch #imissmyjakeveitch

by MegRoe October 19, 2018

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A term used to define someone who seems to be of a boring nature, no personality, or otherwise, as well as being a carrier of every sexually transmitted infection, having no standards, and having intercourse with random people, animals, or objects. These people tend to be a mess, emotionally and physically, as well as having the possibility of being born from two relatives with a mental condition, the slightly handicapped child being dubbed a "limp lettuce."

1:See her over there?
2:Yea?
1:Shes a limp lettuce.
2:gross.

by z_mistro June 24, 2016

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