Lunar Launch

The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."

If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.

Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...

by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021

Test Launch

When a male masturbates on his back so that the aftermath of his ejaculation covers his penis, using that as lubricant for a second round.

I have a lot of free time today so maybe I'll do a test launch.

by Ferrell Williams March 13, 2021

Rocket launcher

A weapon that launches rockets.

The girl that usually sat behind an office desk that everybody in her unit thought was just a typing and office specialist wasn't just trying to kill the guy, she was trying to blow him up with a rocket launcher. If she missed, she had a cache of 5 rocket launchers buried somewhere.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Johnson launcher

To use with extreme force

I’m loading my Johnson launcher to yeet my cat across the room.

by anonymous April 25, 2021

Rocket Launch

When you feed your women many laxative's then proceed to eat here ass while she launches on face.

Yo, I linked that thick bitch and I initiated a Rocket Launch

by This is a shiiit show November 23, 2021

Paperlike launch

A paperlike launch is a product launch that seems like a paper launch, but not actually is. The product is released on the day of the launch, however, due to outstanding demand and lack of supply, not many products eventually get shipped.

NVIDIA's release of the 3090 Ti really was a paperlike launch, bro.

by jortpepe April 28, 2022

Dildo launcher

The rocket launcher on fortnite

Don’t shoot me with that dildo launcher man!

by anonymous November 26, 2022