Lindsey

When a woman rips all of the testicles off a male’s body and consumes them. Usually, this is performed by a female that is gene-related to the hippo.

Hippo-Woman: "Do you know what comes next?"
Trapped Man: "N-nnoo, not-t the l-l-lindseyy AHHH!"

by fuckyouyoufatfuckingfuck February 21, 2009

Lindsey

Very sarcastic and always has witty comebacks.

Guy: “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
Lindsey: “Eh I scraped my knee crawling out of hell.”

by Anonymous5673 November 19, 2017

Jared and Lindsey

Two people who are in Love so much the world does not exist to them..

Jared and Lindsey are a cute couple.
They are perfect together.

by LindseyLikesCaaake July 24, 2011

Linsday

Linsday

Linsdays is the best girl u will ever meet. She's a best friend a great wifey and a great listener she's beautiful and caring

by Masanch2 July 30, 2018

Lindsey

chronic boob sweat; usually girls that have this problem need to wear a deoderant of some sort on their cleavage; some side effects may be salty, smelly, or wet boobs

Sentence:
"I'm sorry but you have an incurable condition known as Lindsey."

by oteote January 29, 2009

Lindsey

Is a name for a loose person with no moral's who enjoys taking advantage of everyone around her. A.K.A a virus

That girl is a Lindsey

by GeAL March 12, 2009

lindsey lohan

female actress who got her carrer jump in the movie, the parent trap, and has now blossomed into a big breasted beauty.

I want to power-hump Lindsey Lohan.

by knucklehead February 21, 2005