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Promise Keeper

A man of the homosexual persuasion.

Origin: Homosexual males are generally more sensitive than heterosexual males. As opposed to heterosexual males, dicksmoking faggots will quite often keep their promises, thus the name Promise Keeper.
Look at those two guys over there chowing each others cable (see:chowing cable) and being sensitive, what a couple of Promise Keepers.
by Bukkake Gargler December 13, 2004
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Krispy Kreme

During sex, the man pulls his penis out of the womans vagina and ejaculates into her bellybutton. After doing this, he dunks the head of his penis into the "glaze" and inserts it into her mouth. If there's more than one man, its a "double-glazed".
by Shilly Dilly December 6, 2009
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An awful youtuber who fakes videos.
A kreekcraft sucks
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kree

a shortened dumb one syllable word that came down from korean. if you have slightly retarded friends and your korean, they may end up calling you this.
Friend "KREE KREEE KREEAWOCORN KREE"

Me "Fuck you nigga"

Friend "SCMK"
by Kreef June 17, 2006
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Krispy Kreme

The sexual act of filling ones partner's asshole with whipped creme, plugging the anus with a donut hole once full, and an optional layer of shit or chocolate syrup is applied on top. Consumption is a must, serves 1-2.
Man- "Damn honey that was a mighty fine roast we had tonight!"

Woman- "I hope you saved room for dessert. Cause we are having a fucking Krispy Kreme"
by NAVNAV September 24, 2010
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kreme-puff

The act wherein a man is about to ejaculate but chooses to hold back his load while holding his breath until the point of explosion. This results in the first squirt of semen taking the form of a puffed mushroom cloud. The puffed effect stems from the redirection of air due to the breath being held in addition to the eventual oral exhalation. The puff can also be emitted from the phallus in the shape of a freshly spun wisp of cotton candy and tastes just the same.
My girl was giving me a blowjob and I held back until I couldn't hold anymore and I blinded her with a kreme-puff.
by shit taster September 23, 2009
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trapper keeper

a trans girl (trap), who you want to be your trophy wife except you can't afford her 'cause you're a scrub
better clutch your trapper keeper close, there's some loaded chasers at this party
by fish trap July 16, 2018
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