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Kobe Bryant

Friend:yo who's kobe bryant Me: HELICOPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by on fo nem January 31, 2021
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Kobe

Took the booty instead of paying for it like a criminal.
Cookie Monsta is known to Kobe a few smuts too.
by SexMoneyTucker August 14, 2021
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kobe

CEO of the wink emoji
hij is zo hot als spaghetti
me: wie is kobe?
random dude: hij is zo stoer als biefstuk met friet
by bert135 February 11, 2022
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Kobe was a legendary man who’s legacy will be remembered by everyone. Before aiming for something always yell ‘kobe’ for good luck.
Watch me get this ball in the hoop
“Kobe!”
*gets it in*
by Bitch-assed witch February 2, 2020
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Kobe's dozen

Thirty, typically used in the context of a basketball player scoring 30 points in a game as Kobe often does.
Chris: Did you watch the Celtics game last night?

Jared: Yeah Paul Pierce dropped a Kobe's dozen again!
by ccm November 13, 2012
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Kobe

He is very cute. A stoner, does lots of drugs, knows what he wants and when he wants it, and gets it. He may lie a lot, but has a good heart. Very rarely shows interest in things unless it’s drugs, sometimes his friends. You’re lucky if he’s ever nice to you. But he is so hot. Also easy to fall in love with.
Person 1: “You know Kobe? I think I’m in love with him.”

Person 2: “Omg that one hot druggie? I think I love him too.”
by 😏🤝😩 April 7, 2022
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Kobe is that type of guy to throw you out like molded cheese. First he loves you then he CHEATS. So don’t date a Kobe B
girl: did you hear about Kobe

girl 2: yeah what a total idiot
by e-girl24 December 9, 2019
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