"Hey, heard you had a good time with Stacey last night."
"Yeah, I pulled out and Hellen Kellered her!"
"Yeah, I pulled out and Hellen Kellered her!"
by pringlesmascot February 22, 2022
Get the Hellen Keller mug.Deffinetly the hardest sex position known to man. If one were to attempt the Kellisa during intercourse they would be known as a hero amongst their piers. A man (or women) who pull off this impossible feat could deffinetly knock Obama out of the presidents seat. This indivudual will be a role model for children amongst the likes of spiderman, batman, or superman. If this man was to live way back when HE WOULD BE A GREEK GOD (or godess of course.)
John - Ya man i totally pulled off a kellisa on that 1 chick the other night.
Bob - WOW A KELLISA NO WAY those are so hard to get into.
Bob - I tried a Kellisa on my gf and she laughed at me.
John - hahahah Kellisa's r only for the sex pros.
Bob - I thought I had it executed but the sex gods weren't with me that night.
John - Damnnn well tell your gf I sucessfully pulled off a Kelisa so if she needs it give me a shout!
Bob - WOW A KELLISA NO WAY those are so hard to get into.
Bob - I tried a Kellisa on my gf and she laughed at me.
John - hahahah Kellisa's r only for the sex pros.
Bob - I thought I had it executed but the sex gods weren't with me that night.
John - Damnnn well tell your gf I sucessfully pulled off a Kelisa so if she needs it give me a shout!
by samuelthepanda1441 June 27, 2009
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Get the kelpie mug.Women's pants that are extremely tight and completely display the shape of the female genitalia including but not limited to the vulva and labia majora.
by chazzzzzz January 1, 2007
Get the Helen Keller Pants mug.A fictional relationship between Kellin Quinn (Sleeping With Sirens) and Vic Fuentes (Pierce The Veil)
The pairing name was made up after they did a song together called King For A Day in which they preformed at warped tour 2012 and were very intimate with eachother. But one way to know it is not real is by seeing Fuenciado ( Jaime Preciado and Vic Fuentes from Pierce The Veil) is clearly real and they clearly love eachother while Kellic is just for shows during the song.
The pairing name was made up after they did a song together called King For A Day in which they preformed at warped tour 2012 and were very intimate with eachother. But one way to know it is not real is by seeing Fuenciado ( Jaime Preciado and Vic Fuentes from Pierce The Veil) is clearly real and they clearly love eachother while Kellic is just for shows during the song.
Fangirl: asdkfh guys did you see how real Kellic is?
girl: No, i dont know what you're talking about Fuenciado is real.
girl: No, i dont know what you're talking about Fuenciado is real.
by thatonegirlwholikesstuff December 11, 2012
Get the Kellic mug.When a guy and his wingman are doing a girl, one blows a load in her eye, and the other in her ear. The goal is twofold: to fill the ear canal with semen, and to hit her exposed eyeball with the respective cumshots. This effectively renders the girl both bind and deaf.
by manieman October 16, 2009
Get the helen keller mug.When a guy is about to cum from head, he grabs the back of the girl's head and forces his D down her wind pipe and cums all over her vocal cords (rendering her unable to speak), he then pulls his dick out, blows his ball snot into the bitch's eyes and then in both of her ears (rendering her blind and deaf), thus the girl resembles an angry Helen Keller.
"My wife and I wanted to try something new, so I gave her an angry Helen Keller and now she wants a divorce."
"I wanted to get back at my girlfriend for cheating on me so I gave her an angry Helen Keller, and now she's in therapy."
"I wanted to get back at my girlfriend for cheating on me so I gave her an angry Helen Keller, and now she's in therapy."
by Ben J. L. November 8, 2006
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