Russian-Jewish

When you look up someone famous on Wikipedia, like an actor, and check their early life.
Every. Single. Time.

Wikipedia, Early Life
John Smith was born to parents of English, Irish, German, Hungarian-Jewish, Polish-Jewish and Russian-Jewish descent.

by KockaKola December 23, 2021

Jewish foreplay

The Jewish man pays for the Jewish woman's shopping spree

Bekkah and the goils went to Tiffany's on Mort's american express--a nice afternoon of Jewish foreplay

by mrmott February 2, 2009

International Jewish Conspiracy

The International Jewish Conspiracy, or IJC, is group who runs everything in the United States government, and possibly the whole world. They are responsible for killing Mr. Orange and pouring radioactive liquid on retarded kid's genitals.

"As a representative of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I'd like to inform you that we're almost out of gas."

"as with world war II the IJC controlled hitter to kill "

by ROFLCOPTER|O_S January 15, 2008

Kehillah Jewish High School

A private school in Palo Alto currently located in what looks like an office building right across the street from the JCC. However expensive, Kehillah provides it's students with a college level education and a community that they can identify with. Some would say it's more of a family than a school. Kehillah has around 150 students so everyone knows everyone and can show their true colors all the time without worrying about being judged harshly.

I'm wearing sweatpants and no makeup to Kehillah Jewish High School today because I can!

by Leppersarepeopletoo October 24, 2009

off like a Jewish foreskin

A Jewish foreskin or Jew's foreskin is always off, therefore the expression is a very definite one about being off on one's way or just in a generally off condition.

It is time that i was on my way, so I am off like a Jewish foreskin. (or Jew's foreskin)

by Roderick O'Donnell July 30, 2006

Jenisha

Nice, funny, definitely got a fat ass,she can treat you how you need to be treated, and freaky in the sheets😣😣😍😍

Jenisha is m type of women..

by Jaden Perposa December 10, 2017

jewish ancestry

A common name for sound files depicting the burning fires of a wood oven.

"Hey, Steve, why'd you send me a sound file called jewish ancestry?"
"Well, you said you wanted to learn about my family history."
"I did, but this just sounds like a burning oven!"
"Exactly."

by ThePromisedLAN November 9, 2017