Thug Immortal

A powerful erection achieved only once in the history of mankind by Larkin. He was said to have run off into the Berkshires after losing his mind when Thug Immortal threatened to summon him to court.

Jessica: Have you seen Thug Immortal?
Minerva: NO! Larkin ran away like a pussy!

by jjstrokesesquire May 30, 2006

immfo

acronym: In My Mother Fucking Opinion

As a general statement:
Dolphins are seven time more badass than sharks, immfo.

In conversation:
Her: Can I sit down?
Him: IMMFO I DON'T THINK YOU CAN SIT DOWN.
Her: I want a divorce.

by SirBlondie March 1, 2009

Immensive

The state of something being immense but expensive.

Usually the immense factor far outweighs the blow to ones bank balance.

Adam: God Dam I want an iPhone4 it's so immense, but it's also so expensive.

Jon: Sometimes you just gotta give in to something that immensive!!

by JonnyBGoodwin October 26, 2010

immy

she’s cool once you get to know her but hella socially awkward so approach her first because she definitely won’t. proper good sense of humour and will protect you from the hoes

immy: ...
person: what’s your name?
immy: immy
person: *in head* friend friend friend

by amazing sushi January 9, 2020

Quantum Immortality

The idea of our consciousness going to different possibility in order to keep itself alive.

I was going to shoot myself when the gun jammed.
Probably due to Quantum Immortality

by aslpaul3939 January 8, 2021

Immature

What people who post definitions to this site are best at.

Bob: Hey, did you see that definition on Urban Dictionary?
Frank: Yeah, it was immature at it's best. o_o

by TheOrlyGuyLol January 24, 2010

Immolation

Immolation is a really good death metal band, formed in 1986, and were originally named Rigor Mortis

Immolation fucking rules!!

by andy ringdahl January 9, 2008