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Hypocrisy

Saying or believing one thing while at the same time doing exactly the opposite.
1) Me saying: A large number of posters on urbandictionary.com can't spel wort a shite.

2) In tags listing misspellings of hypocrisy because I believe people who misspell are idiots.
by thepersonwhocanwriteworthashit January 11, 2008
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hippocrite

"yoooo, that bitch is a hippocrite"
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Hypocrisy

Hypocrisy is the act of saying that you are against certain beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards; yet you actually do it.
Fox News claims that they are “Fair and Balanced” and accuse other networks of having a “Liberal Bias” while in the same time they have a “Conservative Bias”. Hypocrisy at it's finest.
by GHSDS October 22, 2009
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keg of hypocrisy

Based on 'crock of shit'(also on urban dictionary) Keg of Hypocrisy ...

1. The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness.
2. An act or instance of such falseness on a grand level.

Middle English ipocrisie, from Old French, from Late Latin hypocrisis, play-acting, pretense, from Greek hupokrisis, from hupokrīnesthai, to play a part, pretend : hupo-, hypo- + krīnesthai, to explain, middle voice of krīnein, to decide, judge.

Hypocrisy is the act of pretending to have morals or virtues that one does not truly possess or practice. The word derives from the late Latin hypocrisis and Greek hupokrisis both meaning play-acting or pretence. The word is arguably derived from hypo- meaning under, + krinein meaning to decide/to dispute.
"You should learn how to drive!" -says the bad driver,
"That is a Keg of Hypocrisy!" -says the better driver.

Can also be shortened... ie.

"You are very smelly!" -says the fishmonger,
"What a keg! -says the clean person.
by Noctus100 September 19, 2006
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Fish 'n' Chypocrite

A pescatarian aka A simpering faux vegetarian who blubs 'meat is murder' whilst chewing the face off a trout.
Penkwith: "Oh, I don't eat meat... I'm a vegetarian."

Blooto: "What's with the haddock?"

Penkwith: "Oh, I'm a vegetarian that eats fish"

Blooto: "Fish 'n' Chypocrite more like..."
by Mof Gimmers March 17, 2010
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hypocridiot

A hypocridiot is someone who is both a hypocrite and an idiot simultaneously.
Jessie Jackson is a hypocrite for calling New York City "Hymie Town" - an anti-semetic, slanderous term, while calling for Don Imus' firing for his now famous "Nappy Headed Ho's" comment. In addition, he is an idiot. Hence, a Hypocridiot. Don't get me started on Al Sharpton and Tawana Brawley.
by The Damn Dude April 27, 2007
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hipocrit

A person who criticizes others for not being hip (cool).
Just because he thinks he is a hipster doesn't give him the right to be a hipocrit.
by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011
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