hot marty

Martin Bashir's thrice-weekly routine of hiring a transgendered sex worker (often former CNN correspondent and sex toy enthusiast Richard Quest) to dress up like Sarah Palin and defecate into his mouth.

Originally coined by Fox News Host Greg Gutfeld.
Why does Martin Bashir pay so much for a hot marty? Because it's the only way he can get off, and Bill Schulz sucks.
by Gunnar Gutfeld December 10, 2013
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hotness hypnosis

When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.
Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.
by Surface Tension February 16, 2007
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Hot Wheels

A Hot Wheels mustang will last longer than a ford mustang
by beef_supreme July 09, 2011
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Hot Funyuns

One of the best chips ever made by Frito-lay. Its like a fusion of funyuns and hot cheetos into a ring like chip. Every bite makes you take another and before you know it you finished your big ass bag of hot funyuns. Be careful they're addicting as hell and before you know it they become the #1 thing you buy when you go to the liquor store.
Person #1 : Are those the new hot funyuns
Person #2: Yeah maan these are fucking good
Person #1: Let me get some

5 mins later..
person #2: i said you can get some not eat it all you fatass
by Droopyx June 30, 2008
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hell is hot

Used to imply someone is going to hell. Typically used after a person said a low joke or committed a contemptible action.
Joe: Jenny’s ass looks like a flat screen tv.
respondent: hell is hot. (implying joe is going to hell for that comment.)
by animegeeklin March 30, 2022
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hot jake

hot jake is some one that loves licken sweat of linemans ball sack after a long day at work
im going to hot jake my boss today
by altec876 January 27, 2011
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Universally Hot

someone that everone thinks is hot.
Dude 1: Dude! i saw this hot ass girl in the supermarket!

Dude 2: Your bugging, i know what you consider hot and shes probably not that hot.

Dude 1: No man she totally universally hot!

Dude 2:oh shit, we gatta go back to the supermarket!
by Angel in silence March 30, 2011
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