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Home Base

reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having sex, making love or fucking.
"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
by Little Blue Patakha January 16, 2003
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homebound

1. Coming home or to be on your way home.
2. slang for lazy, couch potato, soon to be fat.
3. Stuck at home doing nothing.
1.) Where you at? response: I'm home bound
2.) per. 1: Dude I can't believe your watching re runs again on your day off, lets go do something.

per. 2: I already told you I am a home bound person. This is how i roll.

Per. 1: Lazy ass!
3.) Man I'm homebound.
by Miska Alatorre October 27, 2011
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jesus is my homeboy

Jesus is my homeboy fo life.
by cartman5000 August 9, 2004
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Home Schooler

Some kid who pussied out on regular school OR a kid who was in school but was forced to be home schooled by his/her parents
and is lost in a haze of boredom, World of Warcraft and social deprivation. Also a great way to get stupid kids off the hook for failing grade one (no joke I knew a kid who failed grade one and was homeschooled until grade six). One search on urban dictionary will reveal lot's of home schoolers bitching out the world how "THEY ACTUALLY HAVE FACEBOOK AND STUFF!"
and the glorious stereotype of sociopathic hippies is ruined forever. I can't say i would enjoy Endless Black Ops 2 more than talking to real humans. Then again, it might not be so bad once you are hypnotized into liking it.
nick failed grade one and was homeschooled until middle school,
where he was poorly received.

Person 1 "Aren't you a home schooler?"
Person 2 "YOU IDIOT I HAVE TWITTER AND FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE AND I BUY COOL CLOTHES AND I TALK TO REAL PEOPLE SO YOU CAN FORGET YOUR STUPID STEREOTYPES!!!!!"
Person 1 *leaves the room quickly*

By having wrote this all the homeschoolers will hate me for ever.
by theNinjaCheese October 16, 2013
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Home-O

A quick reference to somebody that owns their own home.
You own this place. I didn't realize, at such a young age, that you were a home-o
by Gay Frank December 5, 2018
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pull a homeboy

To sleep with a woman once or several times, but never get serious with her, basically doing what a man whore does.
"dude, i so wanna pull a homeboy on that chick!"
by Never-more December 20, 2009
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old folks' home

A place where you should never, and I mean NEVER play a boombox while it is set on Turbo Bass. Otherwise, as a recent scientific study conducted by Andy Samberg and Julian Casablancas has shown, the music would be way too powerful and cause the elderly residents under its influence to engage in a disgusting sex orgy. Well, unless that is your fetish.

And remember that the boombox is NOT a toy.
Here's the actual account of what happened:

Transport now to an old folks' home,
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones.
The orderlies are stealing, there's no excuse
Every day for lunch they eat boiled goose.
So I grab my boom box and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace.

Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting, to say the least.

A boom box can change the world,
But you gotta know your limits with a boom box.
And this was a cautionary tale,
A BOOM BOX IS NOT A TOY!
by Terminus_Est August 5, 2011
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