So... if I’m a lobster... and I’m at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy... and I want to fight the lobster at the top of the dominance hierarchy.... do I have to fight my way to the top of the dominance hierarchy one lobster at a time? Or do I just fight the lobster at the top? Yeah.... that’s what I thought.
Hym “Yeah, see. This is why your hierarchy thing is bullshit. Hierarchy doesn’t prevent the lobsters at the bottom from fighting the lobsters at the top. And here you are trying to run away. Scuttling your little lobster legs off. Trying to put as many lobsters between me and you as possible. And you need that. Yeah need the other lobsters to protect you. Which is not how lobsters work. And you need me to be obstructed be artificial hierarchy. Because what happens if I’m not? Everyone finds out you’re a charlatan and you lose everything? Is that what happens?”
by Hym Iam November 6, 2022
Get the Hierarchy mug.When someone ignores their friends in favour of the girl/boyfriend they are dating at the moment. When they are unable to be in the same space, touching each other, they cannot be parted from their phone, where they are undoubtedly messaging them. They will mostly ignore their friends, unless they feel the need to insult them or defend their relationship. To sum it up, it's when couples spend over 60 hours a week in a vc.
Person 1: "Man, I haven't seen 3 for ages."
Person 2: "Yeah, not since they started dating 4."
Person 1: "But 4 lives overseas, how does that work?"
Person 2: "Over 60 hours in a vc, that's how. I wish they weren't hiberdating, I need their help with this job."
Person 2: "Yeah, not since they started dating 4."
Person 1: "But 4 lives overseas, how does that work?"
Person 2: "Over 60 hours in a vc, that's how. I wish they weren't hiberdating, I need their help with this job."
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Someone who began as a Hoe but a life event caused them to stop being that Hoe. ie. pregnancy, STD, injury etc. But without fail... once a Hoe always a Hoe.
Man, I've been married 13 years and I just found out my Old Lady is a Hibernate Hoe. She spreading them legs like warm butter
by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022
Get the Hibernate Hoe mug.You see... The problem with "hierarchies of value" is that YOURS... Isn't real.... MINE is. Undeniably so. Of course I have one. There might even be some overlap BETWEEN our hierarchies. And before you say "Try treating people like their hierarchies of value don't exist", you already do that don't you? If the wrong thing is at the top of mine, what happens? Mine needs to change doesn't it? And what kind of atrocities are you willing to inflict upon me? Huh? Hell? If the wrong thing is at the top, what does it make me? The bad one. I have to value you and your shit sacks. That's what should be at the top. But not "You", you, you as an abstraction and...
Hym "And that's the problem with hierarchies... Oh, aw, shit, hey! The little demon is doing the thing! You see it? You see em doing the thing?"
Iam *sigh* "Yeah... I don't even know how to deal with this... God damn it Kendra, now Audrey Plaza knows who I am... and Danny Devito... *deep breath* *long sigh*🤦 ♂️ihateyousomuchrightnowyoubiiiiiiiitch...."
Hym "Oh? Heh... that's not what you're into? Pft! Is that not exactly what you're..."
Iam "Shut uUuUuUuUup! God! God... 2022? That's... recent."
Hym "I told them to entertain me. I don't know what you expected..."
Iam 🤦 ♂️ "I... Know... what you told them! I WAS THERE! Hooooly shit!"
Hym "Heheheheheh. So... The whole glib and aloof thing doesn't..."
Iam "AAAAAH! Aaaalright. You have another one, right? You have another definition to do? Cus we're running out of time."
Hym "Oh! Right! Out! Get out! You're not a part of the next one."
Iam *sigh* "Yeah... I don't even know how to deal with this... God damn it Kendra, now Audrey Plaza knows who I am... and Danny Devito... *deep breath* *long sigh*🤦 ♂️ihateyousomuchrightnowyoubiiiiiiiitch...."
Hym "Oh? Heh... that's not what you're into? Pft! Is that not exactly what you're..."
Iam "Shut uUuUuUuUup! God! God... 2022? That's... recent."
Hym "I told them to entertain me. I don't know what you expected..."
Iam 🤦 ♂️ "I... Know... what you told them! I WAS THERE! Hooooly shit!"
Hym "Heheheheheh. So... The whole glib and aloof thing doesn't..."
Iam "AAAAAH! Aaaalright. You have another one, right? You have another definition to do? Cus we're running out of time."
Hym "Oh! Right! Out! Get out! You're not a part of the next one."
by Hym Iam February 11, 2023
Get the Hierarchies mug.The act of being in a relationship solely during the winter months, typically from November to February, for the purpose of having a winter companion to cuddle and spend time with during the cold season.
I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now, just someone to hiberdateing with until the weather warms up.
by Lane-Games April 20, 2023
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