Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.

In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"

by NickiH December 31, 2013

Clark Conner Hanks

The sexiest man in the multiverse.

Oh did hear about Clark Conner Hanks. Dude is a stud.

by [e-mail] September 09, 2021

Tom Hanks

To make sweet and passionate love with someone

I would love to make Tom Hanks with that woman

by Phil Xim August 04, 2021

Hank Hopkins

A country, or southern rock singer, who fucks shit up, and doesn’t care what anybody thinks.

Man: have you heard of that singer Hank Hopkins?
Woman: OMG YES! I want him to have my babies!

by Definitely not hankydoodle August 18, 2023