Hamster

A glorified rat.

Sam: Look at that cute hamster!
Jake: No, that's just a rat with more fluff.

by That-Lonely-Cunt February 17, 2019

Hamster

A throwable animal. A great baseball.

I just threw my hamster

by Quincequines September 9, 2020

Hampter

Hampter is life

Yo sussy 3am hampter amogus quandangle dingle

by Darealbeesechurger May 19, 2022

Hamster Porn

Hamsters doing sexual acts in different positions. While doing this they have their owners film them.

Madi makes hamster porn for a living because it helps her relief her self. Love you madi😝

by Spider lashes for life June 12, 2022

Blind Hamster

A new way to say vagoo

You Mother has Blind hamster

by Mittiz November 26, 2009

connor hampstead

Really awesome dude thats cool and isnt weird and is a better singer than Jacques Marseilles

Connor Hampstead is my best friend because he is awesome :)

by BetterThanJack January 23, 2014

Peruvian Hamster Ride

During gay intercourse when a hamster is inserted feet first into the anus of one partner. The other partner then places his penis is the anus of the other man so that the hamster latches onto his cock.

After a peruvian hamster ride I beat the little shit with a hammer for drawing blood.

by cock_munchin January 25, 2015